Monday, March 10, 2008

CASTING CALL FOR ALL GAY MALE ACTORS

I'm bored and tired of looking at generic looking chicks who work at Sushi Samba or Hooters getting all the Hollyweird ballers.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cattle call for all gay male actors. This is a nation wide search but you must spend a certain amount of time in Hollywood. If you are gay and an actor and are in need of a beard well look no further I'm am looking to fulfill that role. We can come to a "hush hush" deal.

My Requirements are as follows:
I dress myself or you hire me a stylist...but in no way is a man telling me how to dress gay or straight.
We can talk about how I'll play my role; whether it's the demure ingénue, the sassy spitfire, or myself .
You can dress the way you like but if this is gonna be legit and taken seriously no one’s gonna believe I’m with some sad sap in a ratty tee and broke down kicks….
You have to be at least 5’10 which is pushing it but we can make it work.

When going to a red carpet event you provide the outfit, the make up artist and hair stylist. it's for your own benefit i look as good as possible.


***You MUST be at least 21 years old and have a valid passport to participate**


What’s extra:
Converting religions
Marriage
Having or adopting children
holding hands

Going on the Posh diet

My contract will be based on a sliding scale of where you land on the list. A-B List only….C is really pushing it but if you’re cute and on a CW show then maybe.

You know where to find me
Roxy

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