Friday, February 29, 2008

Here's Adriana Lima for the morning

Love her to bits....i'll be off to the beach in the a.m.




Adrian hides behind a postcard



I can't tell but gasp! did Adria shave his face. I say face cuz hair covers 90% of his face.

Brit tells her bodyguard to shut it

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Lilo shopping in Sherman Oaks

LATE NIGHT CHISME

I feel my body is a Wonderland but Katie feels hers is a tomb http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/02/kate-beckinsales-vagina-is-a-tomb.html
H&M joins forces with celebs for AIDS awareness http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010151479
Rachel chills at the airport with her "boyfriend" http://www.dailystab.com/rachel-bilson-and-hayden-christensen-arrive-at-lax/
Billionaire shells out 60 mil for LI State University http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010182819
Deconstructing Eva Mendes http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/02/27/fashion-finds-eva-mendes-2/
Google creates tools so users can create own wikis http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010182818
Mario cozying up to tween set http://www.lossip.com/7775/mario-pimps-the-young-hoes/
Willy Wonka starts a trend http://fabsugar.com/1082100

Gissy get's the Chapelle treatment



Brazilian supermodel, Gisele Bundchen pounds you with overtly sexual positions in these photographs taken by David LaChapelle.

Starving Artist

I had a small gig today....I was originally set to sit at the beanery and have a biz day with A Bananas. Alas, we'll have to wait till next week for more coffee talk and hijinks. So, I'll report on other people's run ins...
According to the investigative sluths at E! someone found a personal check in the bathroom signed by Casey Affleck for a 200 haircut...the party hopper decided to keep it as a souvenir.

Say it ain't so Joe


Source:INF.com

Tweener Joe Jonas was seen earlier today in NYC entering the office of a New York City plastic surgeon. MAybe he wants to "fix" his snoz or get some cheek implants and blame it on running into that wall in Atlaniti City....I do love that song When You Look Me In The Eyes" I thought it was Nick Carter at first but when I didn't hear AJ's craziness in the song I know it couldn't be Backstreet.

It Takes two to make a thing go right...

Source:Wireimage/Granitz
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson "Hooking Up"
According to US Magazine, after a suicide attempt last August, Owen Wilson has been given a second chance at life - and, it seems, love. The actor was seen driving his silver Toyota Prius away from Kate Hudson's Pacific Palisades home on Feb. 23. Now that Wilson, 39, is healthy again - he presented an award at Sunday's Academy Awards - he and Hudson may be rebuilding their romance, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now. "They are hooking up," a Wilson insider told Us. Confirms a Hudson source, "They have definitely been talking, hanging out and, yes, hooking up." Hudson, 28, broke off her yearlong liaison with her "You, Me and Dupree" costar last spring after it became clear to her that his partying took priority over their relationship, several sources told Us. The pair "are at a good place with each other," a pal said. Lurking on the side may be Justin Timberlake, who is currently dating Jessica Biel. Multiple sources told Us the 27-year-old singer and Hudson have been more than just friends at times. "It's not constant and very casual," a Hudson insider said. Reps for both Timberlake and Hudson deny they're hooking up. Wilson's rep had no comment and a lawyer for Hudson said Us' claims were "False."

Source: US Weekly

I feel an ass beating coming on for JT from Biel. Too many reports are out there about JT and Katie "Haniging Out." I'm sure owen's family is just thrilled that he's canoodling with Kate again.

A Bananas needs a pair of these

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/02/28/mary-kate-olsen-paris-fashion-week/


Anna and I were looking at sunglasses on Monday on Robertson and commenting on how people like paris Hilton ruined the Jeremy Scott sunglasses Kanye made famous in his stronger video.
And then I saw Ass and her her pa Joe rocking them last week.

Anyone name Jessica is annoying

Jessica Alba knows the trauma of developing a big chest at an early age — she says she was labeled a sixth-grade slut by her elementary school principal and a couple of “self-righteous” PTA moms.
Source: WENN
Poor Alba always an outcast....She gets shitted on for not embracing her latin roots, and her man cheats on her elft and right and is probably at this point laughing in her face about it, and now her bobs were too big in school. Yk what I was too tall, my teeth were hanging out my mouth so bad I needed braces, and if that weren't bad enough I had to wear glasses. big ole weezer looking glasses, and I had frizzy poofy curly hair....and acne. Sooooo do you seeme crying no....not anymore. My inner hotness finally escaped the confines and now I'm a swan. I still have curly hair but I whip it back with a gazzilion products. always hate when girls with straight hair whine that thier hair is frizzy or its too flat .....and it takes them less than 0 minutes to blow out their hair. My hair is a freaking Frankenstein project. Blowing out my hair can shut down the power on my block if I don't take breaks. Speaking of Blowing out your hair in Hollyland is cruisazy expensive.....at least 60 beans.....In New York I can get my hair blown out for 20, buy a pack of white b socks, a bootleg of Michael Clayton, and order chinese from next door without leaving the beauty chair.....now that's multi-tasking.

Romo is ragging on Jess just like Mayer did.

Tony said he thought Jess would have trouble winning over audiences with her upcoming country CD.
He really hurt Jess’ feelings. She tried to laugh it off in Hawaii [where Tony played in the Pro Bowl], but she pouted whenever she heard Carrie’s songs playing.

Source:Wenn

I'm shrugging this off. If he's really giving it to her like that than that's effed up. Then again you hear stories about these two all the time about how Romo hates her....and then the next day you see them at the local Roscoes eating chicken steak and biscuits and whoopnig it up with Ash and Pete. I would feel bad for her cuz she's had a rough time with her menz (Adam Levine, J Mayer), her career, her parents always always going on vaca with her. But I don't feebad for her cuz she sold her ex hubby out and told the world he has a small peen....thanks for the tip Jess (he's currently not on the hit list cuz of this tidbit and him continually dating dumbasses with big boobs and square heads) A producer friend of mine said when she was on the US tours with Nick, t was all about Nick. She was always watching Nick. There cuz Nick wanted to go. Fast forward and she could give two shits about Nick. It happens.

And lastly this Jessica is bit annoying at times....all of a sudden she stts dating JT and she's swining at paps.....what does he do to chicks when he starts dating them that makethem start swinging at paps. Here are pics of Jess on the set of her next disaster. If I were on a movie set and heard Jess was in the cast I would slap my head and say "this is gonna suck." Every movie she's in. blows. Home of the brave sucked. Next I'm assuming sucked. Her last movie sucked chuck and larry. The only movie so far that didn't suck was the Illusionist and that's cuz Ed Nortons heat covered her shitty acting. And she looks like a dude with her linebacker shoulders...great now claudia is gonna be all over me about that. We had a full on argument about this on fire island.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/02/28/jessica-biel-easy-virtue-2/

Marky Mark and Joaquin almost made my dream come true

http://www.mollygood.com/mark-wahlberg-too-tough-to-do-brokeback-20080228/

I think my head would've popped off my body had this happened. I'm fine with Heathy and Jake.

TomKat leave their hotel....thrilling




I must admit I have been quite obbsessed with these two. I've laughed, torn my hair out, thrown my hands up in disgust, weeped for them to go away....oh wait no that last one was Britney. Katie Holmes is 29 and dresses like she's 40 and a stepford wife...the clothes are nice..again for someone waaay older. Even Suri is like "shit tone it down"

On another note, there are so many Scientology buildings here....I walk down Hollywood and everyone wants me to take a stress test....I know what they're up too. They want to lure me in and get all my skanky secrets and then turn me into an oscar winning ice queen who can't frown or show she's surprised. It's bizaare I have to walk down the street with a holy water and a whip to keep them back.

Mariah's new vid


the nerd in the vid is sooo funny. I really can't toss my hateraid on Mimi....I mean there was a time when she couldn't even remember her home address or what the weather was like outside so she would just wear one of her body hugging slut rags and throw a fur on it or when she wears 3 inch heels in the snow....no once aupon a time I did spit my venom in her direction but I really can't hate her....her last album was hot. I can't hate on a fellow hippy curly haired girl from NY. mean the girl can pop glasses with her high octive. I don't have super power like that.

Oscar Blind Items

LAINEY’S GOSSIP 02/26Eggs in Public: at an Oscar party on Sunday night, he's been drinking, she's been nagging. Turns into a huge, embarrassingly loud argument about the most personal of matters: she wants babies, he doesn't, and they proceed to yell at each other about it in front of a large audience.most
Popular guess on blogs Harrison Ford/Calista Flockhar; Josh Brolin/Diane Ladd

Daily News This 90% television C list actor that you would probably recognize but would not know his name brought along a "date" to one of the bigger parties of the night. When a friend of the actor asked our actor where he found her, he replied that she was an escort. Now, our friend is a married B list actor with A+ name recognition when it comes to his role. The friend introduced himself to the escort, got her number and made plans to see her this week.
No clue

Daily News This foreign born C list actress here and A list in her own spent much of the night at the after party she attended, with her finger dipping into her purse and her stash. She would walk up to people and chat, and as she was leaving them she would turn, dip and snort all at the same time. On one of her turns she nearly ran into this foreign born actor/actress couple who asked if they could partake. Our actress agreed and the three spent the rest of the evening together huddled around our actresses' purse until it was all gone.
C Lister: ?????????
Couple: Most popular Javier and Penelope or James Macavoy and his wife

Daily Mirror Which Hollywood heartthrob was so keen to snog a fan, he ended up chasing her around a hotel with his trousers around his ankles, showing his, er, excitement?
not sure but that's funny heh heh

Blind Items.....yay my fave

Time to play my favorite guessing game.....We all guess.

NY Daily News Which U.S. senator, currently applying for another job, slipped on the waxed marble floors rushing to a vote and inadvertently grabbed both breasts of a female Capitol police officer, according to a story she's been telling around the Hill?
dunno but soooo funny.

PANACHE REPORT 02/20You can't deny his talent but this black male celebrity also has a very dark soul. He's kinky and bizarre to say the least. Call girls have said, "He's even too freaky and deviate for us." His favorite fetish: Spreading peanut butter on the backside of call girls and slowly licking it off. He also dons a leather mask on occasion and thinks of himself as the ultimate slave master as he barks out orders while slapping women around. Foreplay consists of forced sex (rape) videos. His manhood is considered extreme by sex workers and he sometimes he uses it as a weapon with violent sex acts. Ladies of the evening have complained, "He leaves us so sore, I can barely walk for a few days after being with him." If that's not enough, the sex industry is buzzing that he has just constructed a dungeon in his mansion where he can hoist women up and humiliate them before raping them. With each call girl encounter, he's becoming more brutal and unpredictable. He can't use the excuse of being high on drugs and alcohol (even though he indulges on an irregular basis) he's just crazy behind closed doors with a taste for the bizarre and deviance. Hints: Extremely well known by blacks and whites. It's not Michael Jackson or Will Smith.
Some are guessing R Kelly

LAINEY’S GOSSIP 02/20Heterosexually attached for a long, long time, he recently faced his inner gay and admitted the truth. His partner apparently took it well. As well as any woman can under the circumstances. She felt much better when she found out how much of the bank account she was entitled to. And given that he was the one walking, and he is the one who’s famous, he’s also the one who has to pay. A lot. So now he’s broke – relatively speaking. In Hollywood terms, I mean. Lost his job, no work on the horizon, he seriously considered coming out as a way of "reinventing his image", not for gay rights but because he needs the money. Only problem is, he was told over and over again that "no one will care if you’re gay". On the flipside, a fake Hollywood romance with a famewhore like Denise Richards for example won’t fly either since the ex will flip her sh*t and out her himself, preferring to be passed over for a mo over another woman. Me too! He was encouraged to do Dancing with the Stars but pride got in the way. If things don’t turn around, it’ll be a last resort next season.
The favorite guess is Dylan McDermott

What couple almost split up during the making of that movie because she was on fire with jealousy that he got to show his actual talent? (No worries. It totally bombed.)
Jennifer Lopez/Mark Anthony ??????????????

UNDERGROUND BUZZ 02/211. This new mommy is ready to party, and she is partying along with her baby daddy-where is her new baby? with the nanny. The kid will probably grow up thinking the nanny is her mommy.
Nicole Richie ????????????????

NY DAILY NEWS/JO PIAZZA 02/24Which recently rehabbed actress has been sneaking around with other ladies for years, explaining why her onscreen chemistry with her male leads is always so limp?
Kirsten Dunst ??????????????????

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/25#1 - This female singer who was featured in this space once before who paid for songs with sex was at it again this weekend. She thought she was done with it all, but an executive from her label made it very clear that she needed to take care of not just one but two very important investors in the label. Oh, and she had to take care of them at the same time. The smile on her face at the parties was definitely all for show. Ashanti/Joss Stone???????????????

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Sometimes watching Oprah scares me

I just watched Oprah's latest episode today on Freegan people. It's about people who like to dumpster dive. I can't expalin the nausea I feel about digging into garbage and grabbing things from said garbage and taking it home. I have issues getting furniture from the Salvation Army. Right now I have no furniture. I'm like Christian from Project Runway who sleeps on the floor cuz he'd rather spend money on clothes. I'd rather spend my money on coffee at the Beanery, money for a new dress to network in, and on the endless supply of water I have to keep buying cuz the water from the faucet will make your teeth rot here.
I just don't get this Freegan thing...people like doctors and lawyers going in packs or with thier wives or hubbys to dig through garbage and then move on to digging in other garbage. The amount of energy and time that all takes is just mind boggling to me. Holy Jebus, I'm gonna have to add that to my list....the other list. This one isn't laminated... I have bunches of lists....if the Losties, Winchesters, The Others, and whomever else can have numerous lists than I can too....now my other list is a mental list you pop up when you meet a dude. So i will add this Are you a freegan to the list cuz that's not something I want to spring up on my on a Friay night. "Hey sweetie instead of going to Mr. Chows and Hyde how about we do something I like to do?" and then I'll make a face and say , "What?" and then it'll be sprung and not in a good way on me "'I'm a Freegan and I love to save money and dig for half gallons of milk and opened funions." And then I'll calmly pick myself up and say, "No. I will not be digging for my meal tonight." And I'll grab my shizz tell him it's been real and try to leave without kackling in his face and spewing venom on his cheap ass. No the freegan life is not for me.

Some things you didn't know about the Oscars

Oscars - 10 Things You Don't Know

According to Female First, Bruce Vilanch told them a few unknown things about the Oscars.
No Country for New Jokes:
The strike prevented Jon Stewart and his team from creating more elaborate hijinks. "They had a film piece, but it involved Javier Bardem, and he wasn’t available," Vilanch says. "They just couldn’t put it together in two weeks. That’s what happens when my guild strikes."
Friendly Fire:
Vilanch says they have to walk a very careful line when spewing jokes about powerhouses like Tom Cruise and Madonna. "That audience is not going to laugh at a joke about Tom Cruise, so why bother?" Vilanch says. "And nobody’s going to laugh at jokes about Madonna adopting children...I mean, you’re sitting there, and they cut to you, and you know Madonna. You don’t want Madonna seeing you on TV laughing about her. It’s the wrong room."
Knocked-Up Jokes:
Judd Apatow wrote Seth Rogen's and Jonah Hill’s bits about Halle Berry and Judi Dench. "They are Judd’s boys," Vilanch says. "They’re coming on with the energy from his movies, so you might as well let the person who created the energy create it again."
The Wrongest Day:
Brad Renfro and Whoopi Goldberg weren’t the only video montage missteps by the Academy. Vilanch says the In Memoriam montage was changed just three hours before showtime. Why? Because the photo they used of the late Lorraine Day in The High and the Mighty from 1954 wasn’t her! "It was actually Claire Trevor," Vilanch says. "It’s something that Lorraine Day’s family would watch and say, ‘Jeez, that’s not Mom!’ It got fixed."
Source: Female First UK

My Doppleganger puts up a hammock

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2008/02/21/adriana-lima-wears-bikini-put-up-a-hammock/

DanniLynn has eye surgery

Dannielynn 'Resting Comfortably' After Eye Surgery
Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole Smith's 1-year-old daughter Dannielynn is "resting comfortably" after undergoing corrective eye surgery, Birkhead tells Entertainment Tonight.Dannielynn, who was diagnosed with strabismus (commonly known as a lazy eye), "is home from surgery and resting comfortably," Birkhead tells ET. "My thanks go out to Dr. Arthur Rosenbaum and the Jules Stein Eye Institute staff for taking great care of Dannielynn." Birkhead, 34, previously admitted that it was tough to consider surgery for the child, but told PEOPLE on Sunday: "A lot of parents ... gave me a lot of support and a lot of encouraging words and gave me the strength. I'm a baby when it comes to needles myself, and I definitely don't want to hand my child over to some surgeons. So, it's a little nerve-racking but she's in the best doctors' hands."
Source: People
I hope for the best with this kid.

Jessica "Don't call me Latina but I want a spanish speaking brown baby" Alba skips parties for some beef and lesiure

Source:Wireimage/Granitz
Jessica Alba Skips Oscar Parties for 'Sweats & Burgers'
According to People, Pregnant Jessica Alba ruled the red carpet in her purple strapless Marchesa gown at Sunday's Oscars – where she revealed to Ryan Seacrest that she's in her "third trimester." But looking so glam took its toll, Alba admitted Monday on her MySpace blog. "Instead of hitting up the Governor's Ball or any other party, we opted for sweats and In-N-Out Burgers," she wrote. "Being preggers kind of takes the fun out of partying until the wee hours." As entertaining as the star-studded bashes might be, she added, "Sleep always sounds so much better these days."
Source: People

Ugh i dunno about that In-N-Out Burger....everyone hyped it up to me before I came here and yes I'e had it twice..it's not bad but the last time me and my friend had it we were IN-N-Out of the potty.

Baby Becks has skillz


Cruz Beckham has mad skills....I see he gets it from his dad's side.
He did a few head stands, some pop and locking, and then cried when Posh tried to push him off the stage to his nanny.

Eric Bana realizes he's not funny awwww

According to Wenn, The Incredible Hulk star made his TV debut in 1993 as a sketch artist and writer for Australian comedy show Full Frontal, before moving on to a serious acting career.
But Bana, 39, insists his days as a funnyman are now over.
He says, "By the time I started doing film I was kind of burnt out. I know it is frustrating for people who like to see that stuff and I just tell them to go onto (uploading website) YouTube.
"I just had had enough of it. I did it for a long time back home where they probably don't take me seriously and internationally, people can't believe I was once funny so it's a good scenario, I enjoy that scenario."
Source Wenn

he should stick to what he does best.....brooding in a loin cloth, brooding on a throne wearing nothing but a bear rug, brooding in green moster make up tearing off his clothes.....yeah that's the best way to go.

Source:Universal Pictures/Warner Brothers

Mayer wants no part of it

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1435438673
oh John Mayer is defo on my list....he made my list after he broke up with Stresstica,cut his hair, and posed for Gap. That gap ad was key. I hear he's a dirty fuck. I'd like to take that challenge and decde for myself.

Super Hero movie



Fast on the heels of the 'success' of Scary Movie 4, comes Super Hero movie.
And here's the super lineup: Pamela Anderson as The Invisible Girl, Simon Rex as The Human Torch, Drake Bell (Nickelodeon’s Drake & Josh) as Rick Riker/Dragonfly, Ryan Hansen (Dick Veronica Mars) as Lance Landers, Tracy Morgan (30 Rock) as Mr. Xavier and Leslie Nielsen (Naked Gun franchise) as Uncle Albert.

Normally I would feign excitement to see this type movie but not having a boyfriend I don't have to fake anything these days (kackling) and I will go about my business and see my chick flicks as I see fit.

It's the remix y'all

Timbaland's Apologize sits atop the European singles chart for a 15th successive week.
UMMM I like how people call it Timbaland's Apologize....all he did was add a slightly faster beat to the song and every now and then in the song he goes "eh" I'm pretty sure the credit should go to Ryan Tedder and the rest of the band....Timbsland gets cred for putting them out there and his remix.

Here's their latest vid Stop and Stare....the album is awesome.


Photogs too busy oggling Cam D. To notice Alba





Pregnant Alba's Backstage Oscars Fall....

Pregnant actress Jessica Alba is counting her lucky stars after suffering a terrifying tumble backstage at the Academy Awards on Sunday (24Feb08).

Alba, who is in her third trimester, was caught just in time by fiance Cash Warren. And the 26-year-old Latina is astonished normally eagle-eyed photographers missed the whole thing - because she fell right in front of them.

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She writes online, "I did have a stumble backstage outside of the green room.

Cash caught one arm, the other hit the floor.

"Luckily all the photogs were taking pics of Cameron D".
Source:Female First Uk

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Source:Wireimage/Caufield

Miley still carries a boxed lunch

According to TMZ, Despite the smoker's voice and 32-year-old appearance, Miley Cyrus still likes her lunch prepared like any other average American 15-year-old millionaire pop sensation.The "Hannah Montana" star was spotted on Tuesday carrying a cooler-pack with her last name written across it. Ain't nobody in the school yard stealing her drink box!
Awwweeeee!!!!!!!!! Miley.
in other Miley news according to the National Enquirer Miley metLilo at the awards and Lilo passed her number onto Miley and her dadmade her erase it. Miley is upset that she doesn't have a lot of friends...er parents are uber scrict. So she's now on a quest for more friends....hmmm sounds like another pop tart we watched grow up and complain about no friends. It can't turn out the same...a simple church going girl from the south who once dated a boy bander and has a disney show , sold out tours, and millions of fans....I don't see the comparison...miley will be A-ok. OH I see....yeah keep back LiLo....

Here's Miley acting a fool fo you tube pre oscars.

Paris looking for hired help

Source:Wireimage/Weeks
Paris talks about her new reality series

It’s like The Bachelorette: BFF Edition: Paris Hilton will star in a new reality series for MTV in which a group of girls will share a house in LA and compete to become the heiress’ new best friend! “I’m really excited about this concept — I’m going to meet a lot of great girlfriends,” Paris, 27, tells In Touch exclusively. “I never got to go to college and this will be my chance to be in a sorority and have that experience.” Should Nicole Richie be jealous? “Of course, my real best friend will always be Nicole,” explains Paris. “She’s like my sister — but now she’s busy with her daughter, Harlow.” After making her mark in movies, music and fashion, The Simple Life star has high hopes for her return to reality. “It’ll be great to meet a girl who’s not too Hollywood, who I can get along with and hang out with when the show is done,” she says. “It’s really exciting!” Paris finished up her five season run of The Simple Life in August.
Source: In Touch Weekly

translation: I can't wait to order some new skanks around and treat them just like I treated my bestest friend in the whole world Nicole....in 2004

Jlo spares no expense

source:Wireimage/kambouris
J. Lo's $1.4 million birth!
Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony spared no expense when it came to bringing their twins - one beautiful boy and one gorgeous girl - into the world!
Source:In Touch Weekly

Ashlee not peggers...Jess stops weeping

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1435493388

LATE NIGHT CHISME

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Orly needs a bath


Orlando's Gal Pal Wants Him To Take A Shower!


Orlando Bloom is back with his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, but it won't last unless he kicks up his personal hygiene, friends warn."Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often." When he's not working on a film, the Pirates of the Caribbean star, 31, "goes days without washing his clothes," adds the source. "He'll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks." It doesn't help that he sleeps with his dog, Sidi, and lets her slobber all over him.Since Miranda, 24, told him to clean up his act, Orlando has been trying. But, says the source, he's told friends "he doesn't know if this relationship will last."
Source:star magazine
I knew there was a reason i took him off my list a while back. not only wasn't I into his skanky long hair but he now it's conifrmed he smells too. ick ick.....vomit. He's probably getg all his hygiene tips from Johnny Depp. I'd have him on my list but he looks like he's a smelly dirty fuck.
yech. I do have standards. You need to smell pretty and be pretty at the same time.

Sarah's F**king Matt, Jimmy's F**king Ben, Can I have Casey



If you saw my f**k list it would read like a who's who in abs and tght asses in hollywood.

I have Ryan Philippe, and JT, Becks, Jake Gylenhaal(I'm totally down for the beard thing...you just need to shave yours...take that in any context), the hot dude from Lipstick Jungle, some boy banders, the dad from Gossip Girl, Stephan Jenkins, James Marsters, Chris Brown, the Dad from Cashmere Mafia, Jimmy Franco, The Austrilian from Prison Break add throw in the English dude too why not, Gavin Rossdale (And I don't like foreign dudes but I'll bend for some ha ). The point is you look at this list and then you see Casey affleck and it's kinda like what the fuck. How did he make this list. It's unexplainable...I just got a thing for Casey.

On another note these viral vids Jimmy and Sarah have done are brillz....anything that makes me crack a smile in my ice cold demeanor is fantastic, But I must ask didn't Brad Pitt look old? He looked tired and old next to Ben and Jimmy. Not that I'd kick him out of bed....I was always the chick who swore up and down Iwas not into Brad....he is too pretty and whatever screw him....well i've come to grips and I'm full on the Brad wagon and would totally make a viral with him...but he looks so old....Ange and the tots are sucking the hot and the life out of him...that's my nightmare. I'll start dating a dude and the next thing you know hes sucked the hot out of me...that's probably why I end up with so so guys. But no more...i'm in the holy land of hotness and even though I've been laying low and putting all my efforts into finding work, just wait....wait until I call on the powers of all that's fierce and fabulous I will be a crazy bitch on the prowl. When I get boy crazy it's on. The heat factor is so intense men will be mind fucked and not know. And yes there are plenty of cute and hot chicks here but that's all they got...I'm hot, brunette, no restylyne in this bitch's lips, I'm from New York, and the ass is all mine. These bitches better I'm bringin' sexyback. Now excuse me while I go take my meds and take a walk to highland.

Untile next time, Roxy

Penney And Her Man Party Till the Break of Dawn

I've always felt like she looked like a bird....like an ostrich....So i was never really that much of a fan although she can pull off some hot outfits.....but now dating Javier...I like her. I think their getting together is hot and spicey. Caliente!!!!!!

Adrian is a beast



He's disgusting....cut that hair and shave those face pubes....He used to hold a place on my list but his recent antics on how he tries to get girls to go home with him and this wilder beast look is not hot. He's off the list. I thought Entourage was back in production....Vince would never been seen out like this.

Leo gets nabbed

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid285859616/bclid294430730/bctid1432845385

Thoughts To Ponder

Source:Wireimage/Countess
GEORGE CLOONEY is suffering depression after his last United Nations trip to wartorn Sudan and fears he may be causing more damage than good to the devastated nation.
During Clooney's traumatic trip, his first as a United Nations Messenger of Peace, he was confronted by an armed teenage border guard; contracted malaria and narrowly escaped being caught in the middle of gunfire in neighbouring Chad.
And he claims the experience prompted him to question if the attention he has brought to the crisis in Darfur - where more than 200,000 people have been killed and more than two million turned into refugees by famine and war - has made the situation worse.
He tells Time magazine, "I've been very depressed since I got back. I'm terrified that it isn't in any way helping. That bringing attention can cause more damage. You dig a well or build a health-care facility and they're a target for somebody. A lot more people know about Darfur, but absolutely nothing is different. Absolutely nothing."
Source:Hollywood.tv

More Oscar Hi Jinks

Source: WENN
Prince's purple party

Prince insisted all his guests wore purple to his post-Oscars party on Sunday
(24.02.08).
The 'Purple Rain' singer - who held the £200,000 bash at his £10 million Los Angeles mansion - told stars including George Clooney, Johnny Depp and James McAvoy they must don the colour in order to enjoy purple-coloured snacks and Purple Rain cocktails.
A source said: "Purple has always been Prince's favourite colour. He decided the guests must wear something purple. All the drinks and food were purple and the house was given a purple makeover."
Prince's sensuous party was in sharp contrast to Madonna's post-awards bash.
Her guests, who included Jack Nicholson and John Travolta, were given a wheat and diary-free macrobiotic dinner.
The health-conscious singer had flown catering staff from London to prepare the main meal of steamed seabass.
After eating, Madonna took to the dancefloor, and urged her guests to follow her example.
The mother-of-two partied the night away until 4am, but just three hours later she had to turn up for jury duty at the Beverly Hills courthouse.
Although she didn't get picked for any of yesterday's (25.02.08) cases, she was overheard saying she only "got three hours sleep last night."
A source added: "She was exhausted."
Source: Female First UK
Prince makes strange demands at Elton John party
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Flanked by security men at Elton John's bash, Prince made some very strange demands.
The purple one insisted on no pictures, no eye contact, no touching and no, er, crooked lines.
A source told us: "Prince's drinks had to be lined up and couldn't be out of place."
Source: Daily Mirror UK

P Diddy objects to wrist stamp for Elton John's party
LIVE AT THE OSCARS IN HOLLYWOOD
26/02/2008
P Diddy was far from amused when security insisted he have his wrist stamped with a DayGlo pass before entering Elt's party. But we soon cheered him up.
He said: "Wassup, ladies? You're looking hot. Have a great one and make sure you behave." Whatever.
Clemmie then made a quick change and also worked her magic on Tobey Maguire!
Source: Female First UK

Mariah Carey Touch My Body 45 Sec Video Premiere

Kim K and Reggie Bush dine at Mr Chows

Jay-Z And Slaves in the Same Sentence Does Not Sound Good At All


source:Wireimage/Devaney


Hip-hop mogul SHAWN 'JAY-Z' CARTER has been named in a $5 billion (£2.5 billion) lawsuit by a New York activist over the star's links to property developer BRUCE RATNER and Barclays Bank.
Campaigner Clive Campbell and Brooklyn-based organisation Da Black Defense League claim Ratner's $4 billion (£2 billion) project in the Atlantic Yards area - the construction of a new Barclays-sponsored arena for the New Jersey Nets basketball team, of which both Ratner and Carter are shareholders - is directly profitting from the slave trade.
The lawsuit claims Ratner and Carter, via their business links to the British banking firm, have "profited from the African Slave Trade and continue to profit from these gains, through a conspiracy dating back hundreds of years and continue to date to oppress Black people, enslave them, unlawfully deport them to all corners of the Earth".
Barclays Bank has long been accused of having links to the slave trade, but the claims have yet to be proven.
The claim of lien was first brought to the attention of Da Black Defense League by Campbell in October (07), and the organisation reportedly filed the multi-billion dollar suit on Monday (25Feb08).
Campbell and Da Black Defense League are seeking money for slavery reparations.
Ratner's real estate company has allegedly dismissed the claim as having no legal merit, but Carter has yet to comment on the allegations.
source: wenn

JLo lying low with the twins

Source:Wireimage/Wargo
JENNIFER LOPEZ and MARC ANTHONY have taken their newborn twins home from hospital.
The superstar gave birth to a 2.4 kilogram (five pound, seven ounce) girl and a 2.7 kilogram (six pound) boy at Long Island, New York's North Shore University Hospital on Friday (22Feb08).
But the new mum is now back at her New York home after Lopez's doctor Dr Anita Sadaty discharged the singer and the unnamed tots on Monday (25Feb08).
The 38-year-old is taking time out of her acting and singing careers this year (08) to look after her children - she's not scheduled to be back at work until Love And Other Possible Pursuits begins shooting at the end of 2008.
Source:Wenn

Naomi Campbell Hospitalized

Naomi Campbell has been hospitalized in Brazil for the treatment of an infection, reports Splash News.
The yalso report that Campbell traveled to Brazil to reportedly meet with an infectious disease specialist and was admitted on Sunday to Sao Paulo’s Sirio Libanes Hospital.

More news as we get it.
Source:Splash News
The revenge attempt from her ex assitants failed. You can't kill the beast that easily.

Penney was a hairy beast


Cruz Scared Cast And Crew As Ugly Penelope

Actress PENELOPE CRUZ shocked the cast and crew of Italian movie DON'T MOVE after making herself look "very ugly" for the film.

The Spanish beauty's co-stars avoided contact with her after she put on thick make-up and a set of false teeth to play an unattractive, destitute woman in the 2004 drama.

She says, "In the Italian movie I had to be very ugly. I didn't shave my legs for two months.

"People on the set were embarrassed to look at me. I was walking around Rome with bad hair and a moustache. I looked scary."
source:hollywood.tv

Open Graves Trailer

I'm sitting here clapping my hands like a small child. I love Eliza Dushku. I hope his movie doesn't bite.

Paris and Benji leaving Hyde Lounge

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Noel gets Snubbed for Oscar parties

Noel Gallagher turned away from Elton John and Prince parties
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(What's this?)There was no Definitely Maybe for Noel Gallagher when it came to trying to blag an invite.

The Oasis star was with scruffy hangers-on who tried to get into Elton's amazing bash and Prince's party.

Says our source: "Noel was texting the organisers trying to get in but they weren't having any of it. In the end, they all sloped off looking dejected."
Source: London Mirror

More Oscar Party Goss

Joining the 'No Country for Old Men' club


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Best Supporting Actor winner Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz at "No Country for Old Men" fete.
Next stop was the "No Country for Old Men" Best Picture victory party at Bar Marmont on Sunset Blvd.
Best Supporting Actor winner Javier Bardem was doing his finest AC/DC impression, lip-synching wildly to "You Shook Me All Night Long." As he careened past with a Stella Artois in his hand I got off one silly question ("How do you feel?" "Good!") before he bounced back to the side of Penelope Cruz, who by a considerable margin was the most sober person in the room.
Josh Brolin was holding court in a side booth, fending off both male and female admirers. But when Nancy Sinatra's "These Boots Were Made for Walking" played, he turned to the hottie on his left (who happened to be his wife, Diane Lane), and they did a little Eskimo-kiss dance with their noses, which was the cutest thing you've ever seen.
On the way out, I ran into Miramax president Daniel Battsek.
"Daniel!" I sez. "Talk to me about 'Gnome-eo and Juliet!'?"
Battsek looked at me like he was about two seconds away from calling security.
"I'm really just thinking about 'No Country for Old Men' now," he said, and turned away.

Oscar Minute

BFFs JC Chasez and Chace Crawford hung out all night with some very attractive male friends by the outside bar.




Source:Daily News/Gatecrasher

Rachel's not into airing out her flaps

Rachel Bilson's Never 'no Knickers' Paparazzi Vow....

Former The O.C. star Rachel Bilson is determined never to be photographed without her underwear - slamming "careless" celebrities for allowing snappers to get shots of their private parts.
The actress insists stars should be more careful when they are out and about as there are plenty of ways they can protect themselves from the waiting paparazzi.
Bilson is convinced it's easy to escape unwanted press attention - by avoiding well-known celebrity nightspots and always remembering to wear undergarments.
She says, "I've seen what the paparazzi can do to someone if she's careless about how she gets out of a car and if she forgot her underwear. Fortunately, I'm not one to forget about underwear. Ever.
"I've had these guys trying to get these shots, crotch shots, I guess, and you think, 'You've got to be kidding. This is the ultimate down and dirty ambush.' "But it's something you can pretty easily protect yourself from. If that's being a celebrity, then I'm not one. I like my privacy, I like having quality time with my dog. I grew up in Los Angeles, my family is in the business, and it's easy enough to avoid the obvious places where you'll run the gauntlet".
Source:FemaleFirst UK

Guess the Mess

Time for some good ole Blind Vices.....

Which Oscars golden girl made her celebrity ex-boyfriend pretend to still be in a relationship with her months after they broke up, because she was afraid a split would look bad for her Academy Award campaign? It worked, and they discreetly separated months later. (Gatecrasher)


WHICH seemingly happy couple is hiding a horrible secret? The singer/actress is beaten regularly by her controlling hubby, who demands that everything go his way or not at all. (PageSix.com)

STAR MAGAZINE 02/25Which hot TV star who is dating an award winning singer likes to play while the cat is away? The actor has been making the rounds during NYC's Fashion Week, trying to score with lots of ladies.

I love these. people come up with some crazy guess and out other ppl at the same time. The most pouplar guesses are Julia Roberts and Benjamin Bratt for the first one....they're saying they broke up cuz Julia liked rough sex and mess around with production crewmen.....And we know Bratt didn't have anything nice to say after the official split.
And a number of people guessed Maddona and Guy Ritchie for number two which is cruisazy. But the tidbit someone else blogged on how Madonna was strapped to a chair for 24 hours before she left Sean Penn was news to me....I knew he was abusive but I didn't know that detail.....dang
And the third is most Likely Chace Crawford from gossip girl.....supposedly he also uses viagra to keep it up with the ladies cuz he's really into playing for the booty packers.

Kate and Owen possibly canoodling again

Source:Wireimage

These two might be at it again....really I can't hate I would be doing the same thing....actually how do I get in on that.

Not this shit again. Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson are back at it according to reports. Apparently, Owen was seen leaving Kate's house last week and returned later in the day. The two broke up last May and have been linked to other people since. Let's see....Kate is supposedly dating Justin Timberlake who is supposedly dating Jessica Biel. I think the next natural thing to happen is for Owen and Timberlake to date. Then the slut world of Hollywood can continue to rotate.
source:dlisted.com




February 24, 2008 -- JUST because Kate Hudson hasn't been snapped by the paparazzi with a man by her side recently, it doesn't mean she's alone. Our source says Hudson has been secretly seeing Justin Timberlake for the past year. "Kate is very private and refuses to be seen with him in public," an insider said. "She doesn't want to be humiliated like Cameron Diaz was when he dumped her. But they talk every day on the phone and see each other often." Reps for Hudson and Timberlake denied any romance.



source:pagesix.com



Really if I was an A lister I would be not only F***ing Matt Damon and Ben but Casey Affleck as well. On top of which I would be "seeing" Ryan Phillippe while breaking in the new guy from Lipstick Jungle into the hollywood scene. Although at this rate he'll have to break me into the scene. Fiding a job is tough.....I just a gig and I'm on my way to stylin' and profylin.' I would take over where Eva Longoria left off in the dating pool where she dated 3 dudes at the same time and they all knew about it and could do nothing about it but follow her lead. That is fierce. I'm not her number one fan but homegirl knows how to work it. Really can't hate on at.



Speaking of Owen the night of the Grammy's I was at the polo Lounge with two friends when he walked in. I informed them of his prowness for being a stallion in the bedroom. His nickname after all is the buterscotch stallion. So we all started wondering what it would be like. I'm intrigued I'd like to find out. So we started plotting how we would share and who would get what. I'll lead the vulgarities out of the mix cuz the convo was crazy.....We did't get to put our plans into action cuz he was into a wispy blonde he had walked in with....no not Kate but kinda had the same boho vibe.

Here's Kate and someone off my laminated list, Chace "he doesn't have to talk" Crawford.

Source:Wireimage.com

This is errrr odd

This is a bit disturbing. I just feel like Rumer is 10 and these two people dont go. Within my first month here I ran into Rumer at Hyde. Well maybe not run in...she was on a banquette grinding a wall. She looked like a child and I thought she was Scout but she had just added her extensions unbeknownst to me that day. It was a lil unsettling cuz she looked like she was the bratty kid sister trying to hang. This was around the time I was living in the Renaissance hotel like I was Dylan McKay. And my neighbor Dan had hahis own Rumer sighting the night before I did at Teddys. She was apparently doing splits in the middle of the dance floor to get people to notice her. Where is Ashton? Shouldn't he be the one with enough energy to hang with her and make sure she keeps her nose clean (literally)





Orlando Bloom's Rumer romance
26-02-2008
Orlando Bloom is reportedly romancing Rumer Willis.
The 31-year-old actor was seen canoodling with 19-year-old Rumer - the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore - at Prince's 'purple' Oscars party on Sunday (24.02.08).
A source said: "The chemistry between them was electric. They were all over each other and didn't seem to care who saw them."

Last week, Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, who is rumoured to be dating the handsome 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star, said Orlando was a "sweetheart".
She coyly told People magazine: "He's a sweetheart and that's all I'm going say. A real sweetheart."
Earlier this month, Orlando and Miranda were seen kissing at New York's Max Brenner Chocolate café where they bought two mocha hot chocolates.
A source said: "They made out the entire time they were waiting in the line. They only had eyes for each other."
Source:FemaleFirst UK

Brad And Ange Punk Out from Hosting Party With Jen

Anne Lu - Celebrity News Service News Writer
Los Angeles, CA (CNS) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie avoided an embarrassing Oscar meeting with Jennifer Aniston by pulling out of a party they were all set to attend.
The pair - who are expecting their second biological child - were due to meet Brad's ex-wife Jennifer at a pre-Oscars party at the Beverly Hills Hotel on Saturday, but instead decided to go to the nearby Film Independent Spirit Awards.
Jennifer spent an hour mingling with stars including George Clooney, Jake Gyllenhaal, Seal and Heidi Klum before retreating back to the one of the hotel's private bungalows. Source: Wireimage/Stoli
Meanwhile, Angelina proudly displayed her baby bump by wearing a tight black dress at the Spirit Awards.
News of Angelina's pregnancy has reportedly angered Jennifer, who is so determined to have children she has allegedly had some of her eggs frozen.
A source close to the 39-year-old actress told America's Star magazine: "Having the eggs frozen was a really smart move for Jennifer, because it buys her a few years to figure things out before she rushes into having children."
"She's giving herself a big break from the intense pressure to find her Mr. Right and start a family. She's in a good place now."
Jennifer has recently been romantically linked to 'Sex and the City' star Jason Lewis and 'Thank You For Smoking' actor Aaron Eckhart.
Angelina and Brad have three adopted children, six-year-old Maddox, Pax, four, and three-year-old Zahara, as well as a 21-month-old biological daughter Shiloh.

I totally thought Jenn would pull a no show to this but nope Angelina and Brad decided to reveal the baby bump and cause hysteria onthe red carpet for the Spirity Awards.

Rihanna shows off her new piece


I heard this is just for show and she's actually dating or screwing a well known music mogul......or or she could be going for both....I am not hating on that idea....although Ri Ri I do think Chris is a lot cuter and seems a lot sweeter than the other dude....not as rich but Chris is waaay talented and becoming a major playa in hollyhood....




Gotcha Rihanna and Chris Brown By the Pool
Posted Tue. Feb. 26, 2008 1:20pm by Elizabeth Wolff
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We caught Chris Brown and Rihanna getting hot and heavy in the water — and this is the first photo of them as a loving duo.
R&B's most secretive couple were sharing a romantic weekend in Jamaica and we can say for sure guys, the cat is out of the bag.
The Grammy winner, who was thrown a big birthday bash by Chris for her 20th birthday last week, was all over her younger man. "They were smooching in the pool and were really lovely dovey," the PageSix.com spy told us exclusively. "They were playfully making out and he was kissing her on the neck."
The attractive pair, who got matching star tattoos on their necks in January, got in the pool after a leisurely lunch yesterday at the Hilton Kingston Hotel in Jamaica. They were hanging out with friends and at about 3 p.m., Chris, 18, jumped into the water and waited while Rihanna went to her room and changed into a bikini.
She came back and was very scared of getting her hair wet, said the spy. "They were floating together with him carrying her and she kept saying, 'Don't get my hair wet.' She was very soft and feminine but he was a big kid and splashing around."
The couple arrived in Jamaica together on Friday from Rihanna's native Barbados for the Smile Jamaica Africa Unite Bob Marley celebration in St. Mary, where she performed.
Source:Pagesix.com

Look Who's pregs now

Jennifer Jason Leigh Pregnant?
Posted Tue. Feb. 26, 2008 5:24pm by Matt Donnelly
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Sorry, Ashton Kutcher — it looks like Jennifer Jason Leigh won't be available to play your love interest. She might be busy playing mommy.
Loose-lipped studio execs were overheard complaining at Film Independent's Spirit Awards on Saturday that Jennifer, 46, has dropped out of the forthcoming romantic comedy Spread, co-starring Ashton.
The men intimated that the actress, who is married to Margot at the Wedding director/scribe Noah Baumbach, withdrew because she discovered she's pregnant.
"We don't comment on our clients' personal lives," reps for Jennifer said.
Source: pagesix.com

Oscar Party Chisme

The annual Vanity Fair Oscars after-party may have been canceled, but the outrageous bashes thrown by Madonna and Prince more than filled the void. Madonna's spectacular gathering at her manager Guy Oseary's Westside Hills home Sunday night drew Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, fresh-out-of-rehab Eva Mendes, Owen Wilson, Christian Slater, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi (who came from Elton John's fund-raiser), Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz, all of whom boogied to music by DJ JusSke. "There were Le Tourment Vert absinthe fountains flowing all night — it was insane," said one partygoer. "Diddy grabbed the mike rallying everyone to dance. Elton John and David Furnish were getting down," said our source.
By midnight, everyone had siphoned off to Prince's $15 million Beverly Park mansion, where the Klipsch-sponsored bash continued until 6 in the morning. "Every single Oscar winner except for Daniel Day-Lewis was there," said our insider. Outside at the pool area, Sean Penn and his new gal pal Petra Nemcova held hands and "snuck kisses" for hours, said our spy. Best Supporting Actor winner Javier Bardem changed into beat-up jeans, an old T-shirt and baseball hat for the party, but still carried around his Oscar. "He played pool for hours," according to our witness. He also danced with Penelope Cruz, who stayed in her gown all night at the Citizens of Humanity dance club downstairs. Socialite Ana Anisimova was robbed of her suitcases at Prince's party and chased the thief barefoot — but he disappeared into the back yard and has not been caught. Orlando Bloom and Rumer Willis arrived at Prince's place together, but "acted weird" the rest of the night — chatting closely with each other, then avoiding one another. Bloom is said to be dating Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr, who was nowhere in sight. Wesley Snipes flirted for a while with much younger singer Christina Milian while surprise guest Stevie Wonder joined Prince onstage and sang "Superstitious." "The Coen brothers and Frances McDormand went bananas," said our spy.
Source: Pagesixmagazine.com

Paris to get new bestie

I'm not gonna comment....it is what it is....

She had her own cell in jail, but Paris Hilton will be sharing space on her new reality show.
PageSix.com has exclusively learned that MTV is on the hunt for a house to hold the wannabes who will vie to be the heiress's best friend on the upcoming show — and that Paris herself "will most likely move in with the gaggle of girls."
The question remains: Is there a structure hot enough for such a task?
Buzz about the show at MTV is at a fever pitch because, as one exec told us, "The Hills is getting tired and old, and it has just gotten too predictable. With Paris, we expect spontaneity and for the show to become an overnight smash." We hear that hundreds of thousands of girls from around the world are applying for the show, and that filming will begin in late spring, with the show to air in the summer.
Paris has had a lot on her agenda, what with her
budding romance with Benji Madden, twin brother of BFF Nicole Richie's baby daddy, Joel. As we exclusively reported yesterday, Paris has been spotted sporting a ring Benji bought from Tiffany's for her over the weekend.
Source:PageSixmagazine.com

Brides tell Bridesmaids :You're Too Fat To Tap

RULE #1 - DON'T GET FAT
BRIDES' WEDDING CONTRACTS
By SUSANNAH CAHALAN
BECKY & CALL: Kristi Serrano, of Long Island, gets some help with her bridal gown from her pal Becky Trunk, who will be a bridesmaid — just as long as she follows the bridezilla's strict set of rules.

February 24, 2008 -- There's a new prenuptial agreement in town - and it's beyond anything even Ron Perelman's lawyers could cook up.

Young brides are drawing up bridesmaids contracts that are sure to cause rifts between BFFs in bad floor-length dresses everywhere.

The agreements include specific grooming and behavior clauses - specifying everything from the required length and style of bridesmaids' fingernails to prohibitions on gaining weight before the big day - with the threat that those who don't comply will be dumped.

Anja Winikka, associate editor of the Wedding Channel, said, "I've heard stories of brides asking them to dye their hair, cut all nails to the same length, go tanning."

More than 20 percent of brides-to-be said they would use a contract to control bridesmaids, and half of them said they would sack one if she refused to follow the script, according to a survey conducted by UK magazine You & Your Wedding.

New Yorker Kristi Serrano already has that stipulation in writing: "If you are late (for pre-wedding photos), you will not be walking down the aisle."

The 25-year-old Long Island native sent out a seven-page PowerPoint contract to her 12 bridesmaids a week ago - though her wedding to fellow Long Islander Chris Librizzi is planned for September 2009.

She has already dumped one bridesmaid who couldn't adhere to the rules.

"It was uncomfortable, but she agreed that maybe this job was too much for her to handle," Serrano said.

"If they can't do it, then they shouldn't be my bridesmaid."

She spent two weeks creating the contract, which outlines every aspect of her $60,000 wedding and all of the rules for her dozen attendees.

Do get a tan before the big day - and cover tan lines with self-tanner.

Don't let her suspect you have been drinking.

Serrano's bridesmaid Becky Trunk, who has known the control-freak bride for four years, said she laughed when she received the contract.

"Knowing her as long as I have - I mean she's been talking about her wedding for four years - it's not a shock. But it is hysterical," she said.

There's a kicker. In addition to the $260 bridesmaid dresses, specific black-satin heels (that must have a 1- to 3-inch heel), and professional nail, makeup and hairdos, Serrano has slipped in a page about the bridal shower - which she will plan but will be in touch regarding "the costs you will incur as bridesmaids."

scahalan@nypost.com

Source: NY Post/Page Six

NOOOOOOO Don't End It on a Clff Hanger

Ok ok I'n only on Episode 4 of this Season's Las Vegas....but since deciding to move to LA haven't really had a TV till now so I have to watch all my shows on the net.....This is a sentimental fave of mine cuz I love Josh Doo me Duhamel and Vanessa (only she can play Brenda on GH) Marcil.
http://peoplefalltv.wordpress.com/2008/02/26/thats-nuts-fans-of-canceled-las-vegas-send-baby-booties-to-execs/

Please send booties to Ben Silverman to keep the show on the air.
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JT to induct Pop Queen into Hall of Fame

Yk, This could've been Brit's job before all the antics.....but what can you do but move forward....homegirl has been doing well so far for two weeks.

JT will induct Madonna into hall of fame02/26/2008 3:00 PM, AP
Justin Timberlake will induct Madonna into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
The "Sexyback" singer has been working with the Material Mom on her upcoming album, expected to be released this year.
Madonna will be among those honored March 10 at the Waldorf-Astoria Hotel in Manhattan. Other inductees include Leonard Cohen, John Mellencamp, The Dave Clark Five, The Ventures and Little Walter.
Source: AP News

Miley Still riding high as teen queen

You tired of Miley Cyrus yet...well too bad if you are cuz her and her Achy Breky dad are set to host and perform on the 2008 CMT Awards April 14th.


Miley, Billy Ray Cyrus host CMT Awards

02/26/2008 2:00 PM, AP


Billy Ray Cyrus and daughter Miley will host and perform at the 2008 CMT Music Awards.

The seventh annual awards show will air live April 14 on CMT from Belmont University's Curb Event Center. Alan Jackson, Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Sugarland, Taylor Swift and Toby Keith will also be among the performers.

"Miley and I are so excited to be hosting the CMT Music Awards," Cyrus said Tuesday in a statement. "We know it will be a fun-filled night with a lot of great music performances."


Source: Yahoo.com