I RAN SO FAR FAR AWAY

I´m in Panama enjoying the sun and best coffee ever. Of course I already have stories. Check back Tuesday for pics from the Wedding and for more adventures.

Love ya,
Roxy

Now they're just playing with me

I'm not a Jonas Brothers fan per se...but I don't think I have a huge choice in the matter. They're everywhere...and here they are singing my favorite 80's song on one of my favorite shows Dancing With The Stars....side note:nice to see Cheryl can still bring her A game in the heat of controversy...Hey do you think she's banging Christian de la Fuego en el Rio.

Deep breaths...deep breaths

Whitney voiced my sentiments as I watched the season opener of The Hills. I think I might be out growing this show. Every other word out of their mouths is like or something just as annoying...I hate the way they talk especially Whitney. If I took a shot every time Lauren and Whitney stopped mid convo and just stared at each other I would be a sloppy drunk. Why do they do that...it's weird....don't tell me it editig cuz it's bizarre.
wow brody had a girlfriend for two days lauren....wow.....(pause and stare. Lauren's eyes pop out of her head)...for reals Lauren there's always Stephen Colletti...he looked yummy on One Tree Hill the other week.

Here's Lauren talking about fashion



Even better a Mad TV Hills Spoof


Oh wait Someone beat me to the punch...here's a drinking game for The Hills
http://www.radaronline.com/features/2008/03/the_hills_lauren_conrad_audrina_patridge_drinking_game_01.php

Late Night Chisme

Chace is JC's cabana boy....http://www.towleroad.com/2008/03/chace-crawford.html

ooh so sorry I had a heads up about this. Remember when I went to Play ...well I met a writer for Cashmere Mafia who told me they were let go due to the strike but when the strike was over they weren't brought back due to lackluster ratings......gee and I was just getting used to the smelly dog and Lucy Lu's belt fascination http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/03/25/cashmere-mafia-fans-better-start-writing-letters/

Speaking of Chace...did I not call it http://trent.blogspot.com/2008/03/over-and-out.html

Smashing Pumkns sue Virgin for selling out...FYI they also don't want to be known as a 90's band. I was cutting a piece on them last spring and they denied my sh from using their image cuz they on't want to be known as a 90s band.....ummmmmmm but you are http://jam.canoe.ca/Music/2008/03/25/5095086-ap.html

Pennlope and Javer's steamy vaca http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/03/25/javier-bardem-penelope-cruz-kissing/


Britney likes to text http://www.celebitchy.com/10305/adnans_other_woman_says_britney_sent_him_hundreds_of_texts_a_day/

I'm leaving on a jet plane

Well folks in about 24 hours I'll be on my way to Panama to watch my fiends Jenny and jose get hitched....I'll also be seeing Kate and Gator....I'm dying to see people from home. I need a hug. It's gonna be fun...I expect to get a phatty tan and I promise to not make out with any natives but other wedding guests are fair game.

Did I win or Lose?

Words by Beth S. member her from Real World Los Angeles and the challenges including the Gauntlet that just finished...well Bethy likes to blog about the show and here's one of her bloggings. Beth is funny.

Did I win or lose? It depends upon your perspective.


Yes, I lost to Coral in Ball Brawl. If I had to lose to someone, I'm glad it was to Coral because she is a veteran's veteran. The truth is that I lost on purpose because I wanted to leave. I knew the veterans were being greedy and didn't want to play like a team. They were not motivated by winning the game through any concept of sportsmanship or fair play; they were simply motivated by greed and the power of money. I didn't want to be a part of that kind of challenge. When I left, I really wanted the rookies to win. The money wasn't important enough to put up the nonsense and these guys will do ANYTHING for a few dollars. I knew my team wanted Coral gone, so I thought the best thing I could do was leave her to hang with them, to give them Hell. I wouldn't be paid anything more to stay longer, and I knew when it was all said and done, the veterans would lose. These are things I said in my interviews with production at the time, which, of course, were not shown during any of the episodes.

How did things get to this point? Well, you only saw the very slightest hints of it during the episodes. The "drunken" CT wasn't just something that happened early in the season, it was a constant, recurring theme. He appeared intoxicated almost the entire time, and I wasn't interested in being around someone who is a loaded gun and who could possibly assault someone – again – at any time, without provocation. NOT COOL.
When it became clear, following the loss of a couple of key players for the rookies, that the veterans would dominate the entire challenge, those key veterans began their scheming. I overheard one of their conversations. Their clear focus was not on winning as a team. Their interest was in maximizing their personal greed. How much more money would they take home for each person they eliminated people from the team. In their view, they would have to manage these "executions" themselves, since the rookies appeared incapable of doing it for them. Their greed was toxic and I wanted no part of it.


I shared this info selectively with some of the women. Evelyn didn't believe it, or perhaps more appropriately, didn't want to believe that the guys, particularly Kenny who she had saved on a previous challenge, would lie to her about something so significant in the game. Robin and Katie were aware, and in one episode, the editors used a clip where it was discussed. Evan and Kenny tried so hard to be cool and funny, but I wonder if without their "MTV" fame, they could get a chick to save their lives. I've been asked if Evan made fun of me to deflect the fact that he is losing his hair and doesn't want anyone to notice. Perhaps he does. Evan, everyone notices you look already look forty and that is scary. You are not fooling anyone by wearing all of your hair forward. What will you look like when you are my age? Seen any recent pics of Jeff Conaway? Pathetic. I hear Hair Club for Men is calling. You even threw your friend Coral under the bus to look cool on camera. Some friend you are. That is behavior only a horrible person would resort to.



also check out reality blurred.com for more on the Gauntlet and the Real World Bash
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/challenges/2008_Mar_19_gauntlet_iii_finale_beth_alcohol
http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/the_real_world/

Lilo and her "friend" hanging out

Late Night Chisme

I have this problem heh! http://jezebel.com/371290/want-to-be-happy-date-an-ugly-dude

This is sad a 6 year old aneroexic gets her habits from her mom and grandma http://jezebel.com/371620/intervention-6+year+old-girl-diets-to-emulate-her-eating+disordered-mom

Jt gives back to his communityhttp://popsugar.com/1139259
I've read 4 of these gossip girl books and the one that everyone in the books talk about being a probably gay or even gossip girl herself is chuck....I guess Dan comes out in later books cuz everyone keeps mentioning how Dan is gsy in the books but from what i read he's a dark and deary writer who enjoys banging odd girls. http://www.towleroad.com/2008/03/gossip-girl-abo.html

Gossip Girl at Paley Fest http://buzzsugar.com/1139531

It's britney bitch

I caught Brit on How I Met Your Mother earlier tonight and I must say it seems like old Britney is back. Yk the Brit we all loved and want to be the best of besties with. Comb each other's hair and wear slutty outfits with. ahhhh memories......Or maybe our Brit never really left and just drove off the deep end thanks to some crantastic drugs. once agai golf claps for Jaime Spears for bringing our old Brit back. And kudos to Brit for bringing normalcy back to her life and showing us all that she's still got the charm. And a pat on the back for whomever thought to cast Britney on one of the most underrated comedies on tv right now.

One of Brit's outfit from How I Met Your Mother is up to $900.
http://seenon.auction.seenon.com/viewitem.php?item=951

Seen in Hollywood

Photo Source: Gary Herhorn/Reuters

Spotted at the Coffee Bean on Sunset and Holloway drive

Kristen Chenowith and her cute lil puppy. Kristen met afriend at the bean and pretty much chilled. She was happy to pose for pics and talk to two eager fans. I think one even called thier friend to talk to her.

Also, at the bean...Weird Al Yankovich reading the paper with a quizzical look on his face.

Peta's latest creation

There's a new Peta Commercial out there that isn't airing...I'm guessing showing crows getting slauthered and girls rolling around in cow's milk touching themselves isn't family friendly.

Here's some weekend chisme....weeee

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I've held back

With Broody Phillippe's new movie, Stop Loss coming out next Friday..he's all over the blogs and on te TV promoting it. I've held back from spewing all the info for your sake not mine. heh!
I'm not in the mood to look at Piggy Cornish so instead of a stop loss trailer here's an oldie but goodie from Ryan Phillippe when he was in an Armani Commercial shot by the freak master himself Dave Chappelle.


Here's Ry dog in NYC http://popsugar.com/1134565

Ryan pretends to be in the military http://socialitelife.buzznet.com/2008/03/21/ryan_phillippe_went_to_boot_camp.php

Was everyone shopping yesterday

Christina Aguilera & Hubby Shop Beverly Hills


I love how the paps start shooting posh and Romeo after Eva has gotten out of the way.
Victoria Beckham & Eva Longoria Shop Together in Beverly Hills

Seen in Hollywood

Friday night I went out with my roommate to his friend Rick's bday party at Popstarz (a popular gay nightclub in WeHo) There was good music at the place...girl music. Chris Brown, Spice Girls, Britney Spears (the whole album of Blackout album), Ciara, Fergie, Hilary Duff, Miley Cyrus and Rihanna were among the musical choices. My roommate of course got way too trashed and disappeared for like 40 minutes...he was later found in the lesbian bar next door....he kept saying over and over again how pretty they all smelled. While he was MIA I chatted with Mike one of the guys in our group about the gay bar Eleven and how i've never seen more hot guys in place than that bar. Mike said "oh I'm sure there's a straight bar out there with just as many hot guys." Yeah no haven't found it. So, after we found my roommate and danced some more. His best friend eventually left without telling him or waiting for Rick's cake to be cut. He left us to go blow some guy at Eleven. That's exactly what he said when my roommate called him to tell him off. "Can't talk I'm blowing someone."

Anyway at Popstarz I had a sighting....none other than Big Brother 7's Danielle Donato. I thought she would be a lot shorter and stick figure thin....she is thin but not ano. Her hair is super bleached blonde (come on that shade can't be natural) and her head is just as big on her body as you would think it was.....but she posed for pics ith fans and danced and partied like the rest of us.....Also there was Ken Wu....He's usually giving styling tips on the Daily 10.....this isn't my first run in with him but hey dually noted. Wait am I the only one who knows who this is.



Here's to memories of Danielle and her papa Evel Dick on last summer's BB8.

You know you love me

Photo Source: Deguire/Wire Image

Mischa you are out......According to TV guide and the Hollywood Reporter Buffy's lil sis Dawn er Michelle Tractenberg has signed on for at least 4 episodes of Gossip Girl. She'll play Georgina Sparks a recent rehabber who knows Serena from boarding school. In the books (Yes I read books and yes I'm aware their for 12 year olds) Georgina is in rehab but she meets Nate there. Nate gets thrown into rehab because he was caught buying weed in Central Park from his dealer who is now a narc. Nate is a big ole pot head in the books. Georgina is a crazy rich chick who sold her horse Guns N Roses for drug money. She takes Nate home one weekend and ODs on horse tranquilizers.....Nate saves her life and they start dating. The books are boring compared to the show....the characters names are the same and some of the event names but the circumstances are different.Like Serena's parents are married and after her first date with Dan he weirds her out so she doesn't call him again....Dan sleeps with Vanessa who has a shaved head but is in fact a filmmaker who lives Brooklyn. Dan and his family live on the UWS and Jenny has enormous boobs and frizzy hair. She steals Nate from Blair but that ends when a viral of her and Nate go around the school. In the viral they're rolling in the snow and Nate bites her ass.
Jenny and Dan's dad is not hot and all the parents except for Rufus Humprey are married.

Chuck and Nate are barely friends. wooo....yeah there's a lot.

Here's some GG pics.

Photo Source:Sreve Sands Photos.Newswire/Hector Vanenilla.Pacific Coast News/James Deveny.Wire Image

OH my god we're back again...

AJ McLean is having aconcert at the Roxy on Sunset this coming Sunday and Monday.
He blew me off when I interviewed him so I'm gonna return the favor. heh!
I'd go see Howie or Brian any day of the week. But if yu'e not me then tickets are on sale now.
I would try an go to get into Nick's pants but I feel that a pile of crabs are already down there from his ride on the Paris train. And he wasn't as cute in person.
So finally finally just as I said in my BSB piece for I Want It That Way in 100 Greatest Songs of the 90s AJ is finally putting out his olo stuff. eh....I'm kinda more anticipating another boy bander (JC Chasez's) album more.
Which now that Chace cheated on Carrie Underwood with girl and/or JC....i think if they haven't sealed the deal then thet should at least for the sake of JC's recording career. I do love him as the Simon esque judge on America's Dance Crew.

Here's AJ singing under his alter ego Johnny No Name a while back

Can we talk about the elephant in the room

Photo Source:ABC

Breichesian/WireImage

O-M-G!!!!! Major scandal going on at Dancing With The Stars . According to Star (yeah I know but where there's smoke...) Drew Lachey and his dancing partney Cheryl Burke had an affair on their last tour. Now again according to Star they were found out by Cheryl's ex Mathew Lawrence, who is the little brother of mega kid/teen star Joey Lawrence of Woah! fame.

Drew and Cheryl are denying of course through their people. I know I'm as shocked as you that they have "people." Here's what their "people" had to say. "completely false and cannot be further from the truth," a rep for Lachey tells PEOPLE.

A rep for Burke adds, "The story that Cheryl is involved with Drew Lachey started two years ago when they were partners on Dancing with the Stars. It wasn't true then and it isn't true now." A source close to the show also called the report "untrue and irresponsible."
Ummmm I'm not saying I don't believe the hype.....I'd like to believe Drew is as stand up as he led me to believe for oh so long....and I don't believe in the hysteria of just because it's a guy and girl they automatically will hook up syndrome.....but you never know....dancing those Latin dances day after day and your together day after day. eh..... and my other doubt is that why would you put yourself into a predicament in an unlocked dressing room where you're visiting boyfriend can walk in....and then threaten him and his brother.....NO ONE talks to Joey Lawrence that way. NO ONE....What did he think that Nick was gonna brig the gun show and beat on JL. wait. wait. wait. I see a great special happening here.....no one steal it. yeah so I'm not sure I believe the hype. Buuuuuut we also know Cheryl and Matt broke up recently....we don't know why cuz no one cared before.


On a more defo factual note

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Little miss hip shaking DWTS season six contestent Marissa Jaret Winokur, her husband, King of the Hill writer Judah Miller, are expecting their first child accrding to People.
Before you have a cow...she's not putting her baby in jeopardy with her dancing it's via surrogacy cuz she had cervical cancer seven years ago.
Here's what she told people.
"[The year] 2008 is beginning to be the best year of my life," Winokur gushes. While being cast on Dancing's sixth season made the actress ecstatic, the real excitement is her impending motherhood. "I don't care if I win or lose Dancing with the Stars because I know when the show is over I will have the best prize – a baby," Winokur says. "After cancer I never thought I’d have a baby. This is truly the best time of my life."
The baby is due sometime this summer. WEEEE

That bitch stole my outfit

I was totally gonna wear that leaf and that piece of cloth on my Panama trip next week....ugh back to the drawing board.












Photo Source:GQ magazine

Here's shots from Adriana Lima's shoot for GQ magazine.Here's footage of the shoot

Mimi's back

Photo Source:Parade Magazine

Actually she never really went anywhere....she's just out promoing her new lp dropping April 15th, E=MC2.

Here's a snippet from her parade intv on getting older

"I’m eternally 12. And that 12-year-old inside me is an eternal optimist. I know what it feels like not to have fame or money, and I do still feel like that same person in many ways. Honestly, I don’t even have birthdays. I call them ‘anniversaries.’ It really is about being as young as you feel. Some people convince themselves they’re old, or they think, ‘I have to grow up now; I can’t have fun.’ I will still always choose a day at Disney World over a night in Las Vegas, because that’s who I am."

Oh meems....I totally agree with you. I feel and possbily at times look 12 myself. Who cares how old you are.....it's the celebration that matters.

Some Chisme with your morning coffee

Biel goes back to her roots....thank god

The 6 million dollar twins will be unveiled at 7 AM I'm guessing East Coast time..http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20185171,00.html

Fergie might be bumping around....Josh Doome noooooohttp://socialitelife.buzznet.com/2008/03/19/obvious_observation_fergie_seems_to_be_knocked

Scarjo is set on making my ears bleed http://popsugar.com/1127046

Audrina from the Hills shows ff her more artistic side http://wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3694

Hilary Duff and John Cusacks movie finally has a premiere date. check out her abs http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=4579

Spring's Hottest handbags according to people..I'm thinking eh...

http://www.people.com/people/stylewatch/gallery/0,,20184374_1,00.html

The Juiciest bits in all the land

GASP! What am I saying I'm not shocked.....

Source: Entertainment Lawyer
#2 B list actress. Haunting kind of face. Still considered young, but she has been doing this for awhile. Maybe two great roles. Both in film. She has done television in the past, but tries to avoid it now. Anyway, she and this celebutard who is expecting a kid and in a relationship were seen groping each other and making out at an after party a few days ago.
Mischa Barton and Cashole Warren ????????

Source: NY Daily News
Which new mama likes to sneak vodka into her water glass even though she's still breastfeeding? Nicole Richie ?????

Photo Source: Underground Buzz
Friends of this female producer are shocked by her alarming weight loss. Since her public breakup with a Hollywood A-lister, she has refused to eat and she is starting to look anorexic. The producer’s ex-husband is also worried about her. He wants her to get her life back on track and concentrate on their kids. He feels she has not been setting a good example for their sons. Tracey Edmonds?????

Source:Entertainment Lawyer
The B list bisexual film actress who has probably never turned down a guy was turned down over the weekend by a woman. Not the woman she usually is seen out and about with mind you. No, that celebrity was nowhere to be seen. Instead, our actress spent much of the evening trying one approach after the other with this other female. Our actress would not take no for an answer until the female dialed a number on her own cell, and then handed it to our actress. On the other end was the regular female companion for our actress who made nice on the phone and hung up. She then spent 30 minutes making sure that the hit on female would not report the bad behavior. Too late.
Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson ???????

Checking out the scene in Hell A

While at te LA Films office today I ran into thefimling of Samantha Who?
I spotted Christina Applegate and Jennifer Esposito filming what appeared to be a cheated street scene.

See it ain't easy

Photo Source:Wenn
According to Hollywood TV.com, British actress KATE BECKINSALE has given up on driving - after failing to land a license in California.
The star concedes she is the only celebrity in Los Angeles who can't drive, and is convinced her nine-year-old daughter will be mobile before her.
She says, "I applied for my permit and then I failed the written test. It was 'how many units of alcohol are you permitted to have' I don't know that.
"My daughter's nine. Soon she will have passed her test, then she can drive me around. Or I'll get one of those old persons' motorised chairs.
"People always look so happy on those."

Girl I hear you that driving test has the most biz-zarre questions...i failed on a question about a guy with a cane stepping out into the road....I went something like he put his came on the street and then pick it up....should you go and something about what is mostly likely to get you a 1000 dollar fine....litter, something about drving too fast or signs, and putting a dead animal on the road and I failed cuz I thought "who would actuall put road kill I the middle of the road grizzoss"
And for the record Kate your husband's a hot piece...never let your eyes off him.
And for the record I passed my second time.

here's Kate in my favorite movie of hers....Serendipity...I'll admit I F**king love this movie. Everytime it's on TBS I sit therelke an idiot watching it and wondering if Jonathan (Cusack ) will find Sarah's (Kate) phone number in the book. And then I call Jamie and she's watching it too. We've both seen this movie every time it's on TBS. It's like our brain is DVr'd to watching this movie. It could be the sunniest day of the year on a Saturday afternoon and we'll still sit and go "oh Serendipity." Kinda odd but we dig it.

Wait for it......Britney's working her way back

Britter's is set to make her majah debut on "How I Met Your Mother" next Monday.
That show is awesome and deserves all the publicity it can get. And the cast and crew loved working with Brit.

Been awhile for juicy bits

Here's some juicy goss.....

Accrding to TMZ those lil shizz at American Idol are acting all divaish....
This year's crop of "Idol" finalists, according to spies at the apartment complex where they're all sequestered, "act like they're stars already" and are definitely "not nice" to the staff at the building -- and complain a lot about things like a little construction going on at the complex. "They're always hiding like they're special," we're told, and they're very aloof, especially compared to last year's crew, which was much nicer.And it's not just their personalities that are a little ugly -- our spies snipe that they "look like sh*t" when they leave in the mornings at 7 AM.
awwwwee I sometimes end up watching or listening to this shizz cuz my roommate is obsessed with this show. He has to watch it the night it airs and he wont go out till he's done. And he has ahard on for Chikezi and
Michael Johns is a hot piece so I don't mind when he's on the screen. I checked out last week's People and his baby pic looks errily like Jayden James Spears er Federline.

So a 17 year old "allegedy" crashed Trump's party and his rep had this to say, "Given the circumstances, we can only guess that she crashed the event to seek publicity for herself." and trump called her a publicity whore.
Ironically the party crasher's body was painted with Trump Vodka logos and she was serving vodka...Isn't that what we would call an employee...I'm just saying.

Tis Tuesday

This day flew by. I spent it driving around trying to find supermarkets that would let the web show shoot a scene. It's not so easy. If it's too well known then corporate gets involved and some mom and pops don't speak english or look at you like you're sketch if you ask for a manager. I also had to make calls and post for hours postings for crew.
Annnd I have to catch up on my shows... My comp froze up on the last 10 min of last weeks One Tree Hill last night and the 100th ep was tonight....oh my god will Peyton pull a Rachel and have her presence disrupt the wedding of Lucas and Lindsay. These are things I gotta know.

On Big Brother Matt cried when he was put on the block...heh!
Who will be saved from eviction tomorrow. My money's on Ryan. And yes I'm still pissed that Alex is not in the house and that I had to read about Chelsia popping James' bacne today. blech!

On Dancing with the Stars tonight Marlie Matlin's voice was dubbed over. I know she's deaf but homegirl can talk. I've seen her on enough Lifetime Movies to know she has vocal chords.

On General Hospital a bomb went off at the boat house. That's like the third bomb this year. How these people survive I don't know but now Carly's prancing around in red heels (wasn't that Claudia's deal?) I'm a day behind. Logan is supposed ot wake up this week I think so will he remember who he is or will he have amnesia.....my soap opera knowledge tells me GH needs another heart breaking story line now that Emily and Nickolas' story is done so I'm gonna say amnesia. He'll be blind and have amnesia and not be able to walk because the wrench did somethng to his spine. And Lulu or Scott or better yet Johnnny Zaccarra his mortal enemy will have to donate a kidney to him and it'll be life threathing. Yeah that's what's gonna happen.
See I've been busy.
alright I'm out for the night.

Stay Golden,
Roxy

Like Sands through the hour glass...

Everyone has a blog or is on you tube these days....So besides Miley Cyrus and people like Pete Wentz and his boy toy Ashlee Simpson doing virals now the Jonas Brothers are making their little soap operas..... I love how Joe never has a hair out of place...it's always sooo stratigically place. The clips don't make sense but I laugh at that fact.

Jenn Lindley is stuck in the 80's

Photo Source: INF

Michelle is featued in the April 2008 issue of Elle Magazine and she had these gems to spout:

on hearing Katie Holmes (Fellow Dawson's Creek alum) was dating Tom Cruise in 2005

“I was shocked. (My actress pal Busy Philipps) called and said, “You’re never going to believe who Katie’s with now.” And I’m like, “Who?” And she said, “Who’s the biggest movie star you can think of?” I said — this is embarrassing — ‘Tom Selleck?!’"

Tom Selleck!!!? At least say George Clooney or Brad Pitt.....yk the regulars.

On Matilda being a straight up New Yawker

“She’s such a New York kid. That’s what she’s thinking about: going home. Every morning we go to the coffee shop. She’s ready to go back and get her bagel, and I’m ready to get a really good cup of coffee.”

BB9: Boo Ya The Turd Herd

Here is some BB9 feed action.

Pillow talk with the Hamsters. Here are the highlights: Allison and Josh's kids would have a third eye and Matt wants to know if Nat has ever been ass fisted.....and Ryan might go blind due to seeing Nat naked.....There's more but I missed some of the convo due to my retching in the corner.


The boys chat about oral treats. It's kinda funny. ok it is. I had a good time hearing it. Boo Ya









THIS IS SPOILER FOOTAGE
ths has to do with the POV ceremony

This could've been better in his Tighty Whiteys

I can't talk smack about Tom anymore...too easy and my cold heart has melted.
A year ago all I did was bitch about Tom and Katie....and the year before that cuz I was tired of seeing Katie in ill fitting pregger outfits. Just as long as these Scientologists keep thier distance from me on the streets we're all cool. Seriously though walking toward Hollywood and Highland I must pass like 6 scientology centers and for christmas they have a big ole' El Ron Hubbard nativty scene next to Grauman's Egyptian Theatre. No lie. That's how they get you through your kids.

Sally No Fun

I'm blah today.....I did some hustling for work and worked on my web project....and made a few calls but nothing great to report. Found out today that I missed Brit at the Beverly Center by minutes or an hour whichev....That would just bug me out to see Britney and her Pap squad. She's become quite fond of XXI. Oh yeah East Coasters here's a snooty announcement LA is verrry fancy pants with their wording... It's not Forever 21 its XXI.
Ironically when passing XXI on Friday I refused to go in....my closet is looking like their warehouse and I'm not thrilled. I need to diversify...
Anyway here's Brit at the Beverly Center not at XXI like some blogs are reporting but at what looks like claires.....maybe the paps were too busy taking advantage of the cheapy prices to snap Brit at XXI.
Photo Source: Mall/Wenn

Woo Hoo

It's been a busy week folks...not like last week where I wanted to tear my hair out but it was much tamer and funner....So besides my endless efforts to find work....you're mind is continously going and you're always selling yourself....it gets tiring. Always taling about me...me me me....selling me me me. my throat kinda hurts. Just a smidge. So besides those fun shennanigans I'm on an unpaid project but it's fun....It's a web show and it's only for a few weekends so why not. So today we had a casting and I had to bring them them and I would look over thier headshots and chat with them. I met archery enthusiasts, jugglers, Go (chinese checkers or some kind of gameP), a bartender from Arena who swears I look familiar....(I swear I didn't make out with him), an old roommate of a good friend of mine ( random), a jewish bottle dancer ( uh huh), an other things...... And some of the guys were hoooooot. One guy who was reading for a hiker too khis shirt off during the audtion and I made some kind of noise like a gasp or maybe "ahhhh" and he was like" what?" confused.... And I thought-girl you need a date cuz you're about to pass out. Who knew casting could be so much fun. And I think he has to come back for a call back...and it might be for the role of a british guy who wears a suit but I still might ask -ok but can you do it without your shirt on....I liked that touch he last time.
One guy came in and all he girls in the room were drooling. We agreed he was soooo good and will probably break out and be the next Brad Pitt.
I'll like a taste before that happens....just a lil.

Until next time
Roxy

Come on be my baby tonight

Michael K posted about the Real World bash on his site and the boards are pretty funny wih everyone asking where is David "Come on be my baby tonight." Daivd was from the New Orleans cast and he wanted to be a jazz singer and on an episdoe he sings his now infamous "Come on be my baby tonight." thinking back on it it's hysterical....

http://dlisted.com/node/24594




oh my god Malik cut off his fro and Lori still has her hair....
Malik always had an interesting fro...He had pillo fro...it was fine from the front but flat in the back...And lori always looked like her hair was thinning....it's nice to see she's ok.

The Real World awards were held in Hollywood last night and no I didn't go... I should of but I went to a neighborhood bar and then crashed a house party with 5 other friends. Fun times.
I tell you Califronia has people running scared. 'm afraid to jaywalk and my dude friends are always scared they won't get in someplace if there's not enough girls with them and we were just going to a house party. I made a point of saying in my drunkeness ( I only spout thoughts of brilliance in my wino phases) "if they're going to kick people out then shame on them cuz what's the point of a house party if not to have people come..then it's a success and you make new friends" And i also said something about daring them to throw us out. And i remember cackling...my roommmate got thrown out of a house party two weeks ago so he's a lil uneasy about crashing parties.

Where was I oh the real world bash.....MTV/Bunim and Murray need to milk the stellar ratings they get from the Challenges so they had a one time Real World awards. I'll admit it. I voted...I had some free time that day. So i was't going to post anything on this but when I saw certain people I got all excited. Although I didn't see any pics of one of my faves Danny from New Orleans...you know the one with the off center flavor saver...god i loved him...And he's gay. I always liked the gay guys or the douche bags....there in lies one of my many many issues.


this isn't from the bash but an old pic of Danny and Kelly...Last we heard from her she was IN style weddings marrying Bailey from Party of Five. God I loved that season of Real World. New Orleans was cool.

And remember Dan Renzi from Miami....he is/was the funniest out of all the seasons...
the best was when he yelled at Melissa for opening his mail. Melissa is aing one of my friend's friends...they were snickering about how he's dating someone "older"
and "crazy."


And where were these two...Randy and Kina....Randy is another hot piece but his Rob Thomas hair always anoyed me....it irks me to see dudes with bangs.

Another hot piece Davis from Real World Denver..w.hich was the last Real World I watched. Oh yeah Jenn and Coli are in the pic too...boo

Anyway it was cool to see some of these peeps and how they ahem "aged."

and I'll end this long tirade with a pic of McDouchy CT from Real World Paris...
Cuz you know I can't have a posting without a prominent D bag...although he is fun on the challenges....

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Before Chace cheats

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Well Well Well apparently the courtship of two young hot hollywooders is over.
SPOTTED Chace possibly cheating on Country good girl Carrie Underwood....that tidbit is up for debate.
What's not being questioned is the words from Carrie Underwood's own mouth. A concert goey in Wichita, KS last week said: she sang some song about finding the perfect boy, and she said that due to recent events she is single, she didn't seem to happy about it. Maybe she should have dedicited "before he cheats" to chase.

Ouch!!!! Looks like Chace is Tearin' up Carrie's Heart.
And then another concert goer reports: I saw Carrie in Sacramento last night and before she sang "The More Boys I Meet" she said that she is single, has been single and not to believe the gossip.

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And yet a third report has surfaced of not so secret holidays with JC Chasez (former member of NSYNC and currently judging on MTV's break out hit "America's Best Dance Crew-the show is sick)
to which I say:Back off my man turd. I saw him first.
the 16 year old avid watcher of thw Mickey Mouse club still holds out hope that JC is not gay and utterly atainable....don't burst my bubble. heh!

Chase is off my list....not for these hijinks....he's actually a hot piece but not too swift in the brains department...Someone I know recently interviewed him and it wasn't the easiest of interviews.
Before the interiew started he asked: Should I interview as myself or in character (Nate from Gossip Girl)? yeah ahem...
so he's off my list.

Seen and Herrd in Hollywood

Photo Source: Bunim Murray productions

Yesterday I didn't go to The Grove I went to the Beverly Center instead and on my way I caught Beth Stolarczyk from Real World/Road Rules: The Gauntlet 3 Challenge. She had a skinny dog in her arms and was wearing her customary smirk.....She is much thinner than I would expect. Ugh while looking ofr a photo of her I accidently found out who wins the final Gauntlet and who wins the final challenge. Woopsy...I'll spare you.

Rachel Bilson for DKNY

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One of my favorite fashionistas Rachel Bilson is coming out with her own line via DKNY Jeans.

This is what R Bils had to say about it.

“This is something that I have been interested in doing for such a long time. Fans of The O.C. really like DKNY Jeans, and I know they make great stuff, so I thought it could be good. I have a yellow scarf that I love and I was really inspired by it. I was so happy they were able to get that same yellow into the clothes. I can’t draw at all, so I won’t be doing any sketches, but I am learning to sew.
I think it’s important to know more about the whole process of making clothes. I want people to see these clothes for what they are, not just another line designed by another celebrity. I want the line to be taken seriously. I also want to show people that you don’t have to pay a million dollars for clothes that look good. For me, I love vintage clothes and I shop vintage all the time. It’s fun to play and put things together. You don’t have to spend a lot to get a great look.”

Guess who's coming to the hood

Paely Fest is coming to my neck of the woods this year. The festival will be in held at the Cineramadome at the Arclight on Sunset. This place is famous. One reason being ET was opened there.....aweeeee. So at this year's Paleyfest the gangs from Buffy The Vampire Slayer (including Sarah Michelle Gellar), Gossip Girl, and Dancing With The Stars will be there.....there are other casts too appearing but these are my faves.
http://www.mtr.org/festivals/paleyfest2008/index.htm

Dirrty Mayer cares what people might think of him

Photo Source: GAP
Johnny Mayer is concerned about the way he's portrayed in the rags I.E. US, In Touch, Ok.
He says:
I know how to be a celebrity. I know how to be a guy on the street. I know how to roll with the punches… And my past is actually pretty sterling.
But when I think about my [future] wife, I worry. I worry about what she thinks when she reads about me in Us Weekly. It’s all vapor, nothing, ether. But I worry about it. I worry about what she thinks.
Really John I don't care how you're portrayed in the rags....although I don't know if I could ever marry you. You have a big head (take that any way you like) the thought of that is tough to handle.

Double Blech!!!!

According to Associated Press, there's a case in Virginia where a 10 year old girl was french kissed by her baby sitter's 62 yr old husband has lead to a proposed legislation. It would require for anyone who engages in tongue kissing with anyone younger than 13 to be registered as a sex offender. The offenders could face up to one year in jail and a 2,500 fine.

This partcular offender could only e charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor and he's not required ot register as a sx offender.....
ok I'm gonna go hurl now.

Late night Chisme

This is what I'm afraid of elleroo baby slings recalled http://www.lilsugar.com/1110409

Help bliss decide on their new scent http://www.blisswinbyanose.com/

This dude's gonna be pissed when he realizes its not me...heh http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a91489/fan-pays-gbp20000-for-johansson-date.html

Lilo wants to drop tracks like RiRi and Kyliehttp://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a91429/lohan-wants-to-sound-like-kylie-rihanna.html

Ryan Tedder is gonna save Kelly Clarkson's career http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/a91186/onerepublic-frontman-teams-up-with-clarkson.html

Eva andMario say it's a prank....more like a prank to make us think its a prank http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/03/13/another-ashton-kutcher-prank/

Snoop remixxes One Life to Live

This is not snoop heh...its Star and Cole from One Life to Live

According to Associated Press, Snoop Dogg is set to perform on the popular soap May 8th and 9th. He will also rejigger the theme song and act in a few scenes...Snoop had this to say about the soap:

"I've been a fan of 'One Life to Live' since I was a baby," said Snoop, who's set to perform "Sensual Seduction" and "Life of Da Party."
"My momma always had it on the tube in tha crib growing up. The opportunity to change up the theme song and give it some of my flavor will make the show the Life of The Party."
This soap always manages to stay interesting with Vicky having like 8 personalities and Jessica is with Antonio no ...and she has a dual personality. Then a few years ago a twin sister Natalie popped up who's with John who died but didn't die and he's a vampire....oh wait no he was a vampire on Port Charles.....it's really hard to keep up. And now the main story on the soap is that lil Star got raped but no wait she didn't her dad Todd, a former rapist just says she is. He actually just caught her in the sack with her bf Cole, whose mother Marty was raped by Todd years ago. I know i know my head hurts too.

Then There's GH. While i was busy last week running around I didn't get to catch up on GH till Friday and ummm when did Gh go digital....it blew me away. But now Jason has lost fingers, Spinelli is probably gonna hook p with his nemesis Maxie (old Belle from Days. They'll get together just cause there's no other potential love interests around for them)

Logan is still in a coma cuz his on off gf Lulu (Luke & Laura's kid) clocked him with a wrench....Diego was the text message killer which was badass but he was only around for a week. Those members of the Alcazar family are the saddest bunch. They all die these lonely vengeful deaths. Sam is probably gonna hook up with Dr. Jeckyll. Sam was run over by Monica/Elizabeth/least likely Carly and almost killed by Diego. Who is/was a hot mess on the show. He came back to wipe out all the people that wronged his family. I wish he'd stuck around for a bit. Sonny's having his yearly crack up. This year it's been set off by Michael who shot Sonny's gf and ran away but everyone thinks is kidnapped by the Zacarras. And Sonny is holding Johnny Zaccarra in a padded cell.

And Robyn is pregnant with Patrick's baby who's the son of Rick Springfield. I'm not even gonna get into the whole Nicholas/Emily ghost story....all I want to know is when is Benda coming back....now that Las Vegas is cancelled Vanessa Marcils schedule is wide open. Unless se goes to the Beverly Hill Spinoff.

This show always manages to move at a good pace unlike Days of Our Lives which I haven't seen an episode in like a year but I bet Sammi is still running after Lucas and Marena is probably still possessed. And does John Black know who he is yet.....I think Patch is possessed by Stefano Dimera....whenever they try to bring in a new foe for the gooder than good Saleminites it just flops. No one is crazier than the Dimeras. They've thrown people in vats of oil, buried people alive, stolen identifies. They're crazy. oh my god I'm spent.

all photos source:SoapNet.com

Will she find a horse's head in her bed

It's sad that I'm so excited to watch this mess....Alyssa Milano's overbite + Douchan Gedrick, and James Caan (still playing Sonny from the godfather)= a bootleg goodfellas, sapranos,and bella mafia remake. Yes I bought back Bella Mafia....OMG remember Bella Mafia with a verrry young James Marsters and his weirdo Italian Accent. I knew he had potential. The only way to save this movie is if Shannon Doherty pops out as Alyssa's nemisis.

It's Goslings fault

Gosling has come out and said he was almost kicked off The New Adventures of The Mickey Mouse Club back in the early 90's for filling the other mouseketeers with ideas on sex and postions. Disney execs had o have a chat with him while the other kid's mothers wanted him out.

In case you've been under a rock for the past decade Ryan Gosling, Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Christna Aguilera, and the other kid Trey were the youngins on MMC.
The older crowd featured Kerri Russell and JC Chasez and other not famous now mouseketeers...

Greasygets kicked to the curb

Brandon Davis was kicked out of Nicky Hilton's fashion show for being a mess

SALES!!!!!!!!!!! for this week

New York Sales

Sample SaleCarlos Falchi Designer HandbagsWe're smitten with the luxe carryalls from Carlos Falchi's past-season collection. Everything from exotic clutches to fashionably bright-colored bags will be reduced as much as 40 percent at this two-day sale. Look out for the "Doctor Bag" with removable wallet (now $495, reduced from $795).Park Lane Hotel: 36 Central Park South, Fifth Fl.212-920-1211Mon., 10-6; Tues, 10-4

Sample SaleElijahThis label's unfussy, feminine pieces have already become an office obsession, so don't miss your chance to pick up rosette-trimmed tops and sleek A-line dresses at this three-day sale. Fall, holiday, and resort collections will be up to 70 percent off. 252 West 38th St., Suite 1502Wed.-Fri., 10-8
More here:
http://www.luckymag.com/sites/cityguides/new_york_city/weeklylistings/listings_new_york_city

Los Angeles
Sassy City Chicks Save as much as 80 percent on current- and past-season styles by Diane von Furstenberg, Marc Jacobs, Nanette Lepore, Ella Moss, Splendid, True Religion Brand Jeans, Hudson Jeans, and other designers. Advance tickets (sold in pairs) are $20, which includes a gift bag valued at $40, and a pass for early entry (10 AM). General admission (at 11:30 AM) is $3.Fairmont Miramar Hotel: 101 Wilshire Blvd., Santa MonicaEvent: Sat., Mar. 16, 10-3
SaleSwitchStreet-smart silhouettes reign at this Beverly Hills spot, where select stock is marked down. We like the romantic, flowy dresses by Olga Kapustina, versatile tops by Mint Jodi Arnold and Loeffler Randall, and Raven Denim jeans, along with shoes and boots. 238 S. Beverly Dr.310-860-1650Mon.-Sat., 11-6; Sun., 12-5
More Here:
http://www.luckymag.com/sites/cityguides/los_angeles/weeklylistings/listings_los_angeles

Everything 40-70% off!
Date:03.16.08 - 03.16.08Address:
2009 Glyndon Ave.Venice, CA 90291Sunday, 11:00 am - 4:00 pm Phone:
310-313-2951
Web address:Email:ginger.maryann@yahoo.comDescription:
The Ginger & Maryann Boutique in Northern California is coming South and having a winter clearance/overstock sale on Sunday, March 16th at 2009 Glyndon Ave., Venice, CA, 90291. Enjoy savings of up to 70% on designer fashions such as Free People, Alvin Valley, Marc, Betsey Johnson, Karen Kane, St. John, and more. Designer handbags by Botkier, Chloe, Isabella Fiore, Kooba, Michael Kors, Roxbury , Tod's and more. Also shoes by Taryn RoseChildren's fashions by Puk Wud Ainnies.Jewelry by designer Suzanna Dadd. Part of the proceeds will go to Project Angel Food.All purchases will be entered to win a gift set of Chella Skin Care products--a $145.00 value!Wine and hors d'oeuvres will be served. Cash and checks ($400.00 limit) only.

http://www.thebudgetfashionista.com/sales/sale-information/1694

Fashion Finds from StyleWatch

I love People's Stylewatch....they tell you where to get the clothes and alsowhere to get them for less.



Photo Source:Nate Jones Louise Barney/Pacific Coast News
Get the Look!For Real:Gerard Darel Midday Midnight Saint-Germain Crazy bag, $875 at shoprumor.comFor a Steal:Deux Lux Doublecross Bag, $68 at urbanoutfitters.com

Photo Source:Marcos/Ramey

Get the Look!For Real:Nikka Multicolor Stripe Dress with Stone Beading, $350 at singer22.comFor a Steal:Border Print Strapless dress, $89 at edressme.com



Source:Peter Kramer/AP

Get the Look!For Real:Castle Starr Asymmetrical Silk Bubble Dress, $248 at bluefly.comFor a Steal:Soda Blu One Shoulder Strap Dress, $66 at tobi.com

For more star looks for less go here
http://www.people.com/people/stylewatch/gallery/0,,20178816,00.html