Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Let's guess

Time to guess some mo'

Source:ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 03/10
This one would make your jaw drop. It was the premiere of a film. Not her film, she just made an appearance. She does that. Makes flashy appearances. B list actress although most of us haven't seen much she has done. When it was time to take photographs our mostly television actress was found in the restroom with her new boyfriend that is a big secret. Not having sex mind you. No her new musician friend was helping her find a vein so she could enjoy her new month long habit of injecting heroin.
popular guess???? say it ain't so....Michelle Trachtenberg

Source: NY POST 03/131.

WHICH young soap starlet made networks execs extremely nervous when she was starting out? She was known for fooling around with her much older producers.
Levin Remblin "All My Children" ????

Source:PANACHE REPORT 03/19
I AIN'T SAYIN SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER "PREMEDITATION" She pretended like she was proud of her close friend for marrying rich but she secretly envied, desired and resented her lifestyle. She felt she deserved to live in the same opulent and glamorous surroundings. She set out to achieve this goal. She also rented sex tapes to heighten her appeal. She was invited to a industry party, a friend, who would also be in attendance told her that a filthy rich male celebrity would also be at the party. This was her chance. Before the night was over, she got his attention with a very sexy outfit and he got her digits. Step 1: Completed. Although he didn't know it, this woman had grandiose plans for him. When he contacted her, they met up and had mind blowing sex. He told friends she was like a wild animal in bed but he seemed somewhat put off by her having sex with him so soon. This woman didn't have a care in the world because she planned to use this man to emulate her friend's lifestyle. He also had money comparable to her friend and he could keep her in luxury for the remainder of her life. She also had a backup plan. Needless to say, one of her plans worked and the other backfired.

Mel B ?????????????

uh oh oh oh oh




So my boys are back after years of will they or won't they...honestly I was always waiting for NSYNC....But this is cool too. I dunno how this is gonna fly...when I interviewed Jordan back in 07 for 80's songs Jon refused to be interviewed or even be in the broll for the piece....nice guy. whatevs someone needs to greenlite a show and stick me on it for acuracy. They better not mess with the songs like Right stuff and cme out wth some lame ass reggae version.......you know what they need right...... I'll show you what they need

source:Zenith

it couldn't hurt.

yeah dunno....verdict still out....I put all my energy into BSB this year and I'm spent....I'm still gonna support my boys....but they need a better song....go rip off the Jonas Brothers.....Joey is still hot with his pools of blue eyes.....he melted my cold heart with those stunners.....the wedding ring was turn off. How sad is it I thought Panama was in South America but I can still remember Joey is the youngest of 8 and was born on New Years Eve to a catholic family....and Jordan had baces cuz he had vampire teeth. That's how my mother got me to wear braces by the way....look jordan is fixing his teeth ....youll be ok no one will laugh at you....Luckily by the time I was in my brace years I narrowly eascaped the night head gear.




The most perfect pop song

I went to go look for my New Kids piece to commentn the hoopla and noticed someone had posted my piece on I Want It That Way and my chest puffed out like a damm cocky rooster when someone said my piece was awesome.....

Lucky bitch!!!!!



Ryan Phillippe has a sex tape and I'm not involved...waaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!

Chola Power!!!!!

My friend Pio sent me this today.....it's hysterical

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Panama kicks ass



Ok I grew up with Spanish but rarely spoke it cuz my pronounciation sucked and my cousin always made fun of me....I always answered my mom and family members in English. So in Panama I had to speak Spanish and it was cool to bring it out and my friends were loving it. I also got to dancing Salsa and Meringue my ass off like never before and I'm kinda hot for Panamanians now.



It was an awesome wedding. I've been to 23 weddings in my lifetime and by far this was the best. There was horse drawn bulls, abuelos (Panimanian rum) great food, fireworks, hot dancing and I even fell off the bus...(this was before I drank) Yeah I fell in fron of everyone...while the videographer taped us getting off the bus....ANNNND he kept taping me...all I remember is wondering if I should laugh..cuz it was like one minute on the bus and the next I'm on the dirt floor. And I remember Kate saying, "oh my god...he's still taping you....) He might've been zooming in.... I scraped up my knees which still hurt but I oddly wasn't embarrassed so much as bewildered.









When in Panama....do as Panimanians do.....


Ok first off the night before I went to Panama I went to a networking party and had a Jessica Simpson moment ....So I talked to this guy about how I'm going to Panama in South America and he goes "Oh yeah I've been to Central America before" and I go " Yeah South America" and he gives me this look....and I reiterated the convo to Kate the next day and she laughs at me and says...." Panama is Central America...it connects South and North America" So I kackled at what an ass that guy must of thought....I knew Central America existed i just thought they were called South americans and not Central Americans.....

And a side note my poor roommate didn't understand why the Panama Canal was important.....We are some efffed up Americans....come haul our asses off to history class stat.....





The Panama Canal and the locks is actually pretty cool to see. Some boats only have 6 inches to get through the locks....it's a tad scary but they do it....The DVD movie tour is not....of course me and my friend who's an editor talked about how we coulda produced that 10 minute video better starting out with he fct that the techno music in the open just doesn't go with the Panamanians working in rivers and monkeys swinging from trees.....


We also saw old Panama City and other parts of it....



GUESS WHO'S BACK!

For 5 days I did not read a blog, watch an entertainment news program, or make a call to anyone in the US....ok so the last one I couldn't do regardless. our phones don't work in the US.
So I made my way to Panama on Wed night. I get on the plane and there's a dude in my seat. My window seat. He had two little kids on either side of him and he kept saying, "My kids My kids" like he didn't understand me saying "um that's my seat." He knew English...he was just faking. So the flight attendent put me in the window seat across from him...i knew full well those seats were taken cuz I had checked the seating the night before....the only seats availabe where in the back of the plane where it's loud as fuck. So of course some lady comes along and says, "Oh no I have the window....I need to sleep" so I stopped fighting and ended up in a middle seat in between this lady and her husband and we became amicable and joined forces in pitching a bitch on how we had booked months before. The guy kept saying across from us, "it's my kids....my kids.." Ok I know what you're thinking, "You're heartless bitch with no heartfor a dude who can barely speak English and had a 8 and 3 yr old. But let's get this straight....he knew what he was doing. The back rows were all open. And when I booked no one else had booked in the seats next to me for a bit....So he figured he could book the one middle and the other two tgether and swipe the window seat from the unsuspecting person......yeah so I was pissed on principal.....
After that everything was chill althought it was a bit weird if you think about it for me to sit in bewteen a husband and wife....ANNNNNND she put my chair bar up to make more room and would resituate herself every hour on the flight and sometwimes look at my side....my ass was waaaaaay over on my line. She and her husband were visitng thier youngest daughter in Chile...they had a 10 hour layover in Panama....
After that I breezed through customs and my Spanish kicked in....