Thursday, February 28, 2008

Blind Items.....yay my fave

Time to play my favorite guessing game.....We all guess.

NY Daily News Which U.S. senator, currently applying for another job, slipped on the waxed marble floors rushing to a vote and inadvertently grabbed both breasts of a female Capitol police officer, according to a story she's been telling around the Hill?
dunno but soooo funny.

PANACHE REPORT 02/20You can't deny his talent but this black male celebrity also has a very dark soul. He's kinky and bizarre to say the least. Call girls have said, "He's even too freaky and deviate for us." His favorite fetish: Spreading peanut butter on the backside of call girls and slowly licking it off. He also dons a leather mask on occasion and thinks of himself as the ultimate slave master as he barks out orders while slapping women around. Foreplay consists of forced sex (rape) videos. His manhood is considered extreme by sex workers and he sometimes he uses it as a weapon with violent sex acts. Ladies of the evening have complained, "He leaves us so sore, I can barely walk for a few days after being with him." If that's not enough, the sex industry is buzzing that he has just constructed a dungeon in his mansion where he can hoist women up and humiliate them before raping them. With each call girl encounter, he's becoming more brutal and unpredictable. He can't use the excuse of being high on drugs and alcohol (even though he indulges on an irregular basis) he's just crazy behind closed doors with a taste for the bizarre and deviance. Hints: Extremely well known by blacks and whites. It's not Michael Jackson or Will Smith.
Some are guessing R Kelly

LAINEY’S GOSSIP 02/20Heterosexually attached for a long, long time, he recently faced his inner gay and admitted the truth. His partner apparently took it well. As well as any woman can under the circumstances. She felt much better when she found out how much of the bank account she was entitled to. And given that he was the one walking, and he is the one who’s famous, he’s also the one who has to pay. A lot. So now he’s broke – relatively speaking. In Hollywood terms, I mean. Lost his job, no work on the horizon, he seriously considered coming out as a way of "reinventing his image", not for gay rights but because he needs the money. Only problem is, he was told over and over again that "no one will care if you’re gay". On the flipside, a fake Hollywood romance with a famewhore like Denise Richards for example won’t fly either since the ex will flip her sh*t and out her himself, preferring to be passed over for a mo over another woman. Me too! He was encouraged to do Dancing with the Stars but pride got in the way. If things don’t turn around, it’ll be a last resort next season.
The favorite guess is Dylan McDermott

What couple almost split up during the making of that movie because she was on fire with jealousy that he got to show his actual talent? (No worries. It totally bombed.)
Jennifer Lopez/Mark Anthony ??????????????

UNDERGROUND BUZZ 02/211. This new mommy is ready to party, and she is partying along with her baby daddy-where is her new baby? with the nanny. The kid will probably grow up thinking the nanny is her mommy.
Nicole Richie ????????????????

NY DAILY NEWS/JO PIAZZA 02/24Which recently rehabbed actress has been sneaking around with other ladies for years, explaining why her onscreen chemistry with her male leads is always so limp?
Kirsten Dunst ??????????????????

ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER 02/25#1 - This female singer who was featured in this space once before who paid for songs with sex was at it again this weekend. She thought she was done with it all, but an executive from her label made it very clear that she needed to take care of not just one but two very important investors in the label. Oh, and she had to take care of them at the same time. The smile on her face at the parties was definitely all for show. Ashanti/Joss Stone???????????????

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